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Chronicle (2012) Extended Cut
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[Rustling]
[Young Man Breathing]
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[Zipper Unzipping]
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[Thuds]
[Banging]
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[Young Man] What do you want?
[Man] Why is this door locked, Andrew?
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I'm getting ready for school.
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[Bangs]
Open this door, Andrew.
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Listen to me.
No, you're drunk.
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I'm what?
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Excuse me?
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I said unlock the door.
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Andrew?
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Dad, it is 7:30 in the a.m.,
and you are drunk.
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Listen. You don't tell me if I'm
drunk or not, you little shit. Aren't you?
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What are you doing in there, huh?
[Bangs]
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I'm filming this.
Huh?
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What? I bought a camera, and I'm
filming everything from here on out.
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[Footsteps Departing]
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[Train Whistle Blows
In Distance]
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[Woman On TV] And it's yours
right now for only 46.50! Yeah!
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[Andrew]
Mom? Mom.
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[Murmurs]
Hey.
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Say hello
to my new camera for me.
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Who's the audience? Just the millions
of people that are watching at home.
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Do I look awful?
No, no, no, Mom.
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You look-
You look great.
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It's a nice camera.
[Chuckles] Well, thanks, Mom.
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[Horn Honking]
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♪♪ [Car Stereo.. Rock]
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So, um, should I ask
about the camera or-
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[Andrew] Uh, I don't know.
I'm- I'm filming things now.
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I'm filming everything.
You're filming everything?
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Yeah.
Okay.
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[Singing Along To Stereo]
♪ Why is everyone so obsessed? ♪
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♪ Money can't buy us happiness ♪
Wow.
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♪ We should all slow down
and enjoy right now ♪
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♪ Look to their left ♪
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♪ Everybody look to their right ♪
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God, make it stop.
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♪ Cha-ching, cha-ching ♪
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[Chuckles]
♪ Ain't about the- yeah- ba-bling, ba-bling ♪
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♪ Want to make the world dance ♪
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♪ Forget about the price tag ♪♪
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Have you ever read
any Arthur Schopenhauer?
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[Andrew]
No. What is Arthur Schopenhauer?
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He's, um- He's this philosopher
that I'm reading at the moment.
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For school?
No, no.
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Uh, basically, human beings
have to recognize themselves...
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as beings of pure will, right?
Okay.
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So all emotional and physical desires
can never be fulfilled.
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So basically you're telling me
that I should give up on life.
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Yes. [Chuckles] Okay.
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[Student] Come on,
man! [Andrew] Oh, God.
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I'll see you later. [Student
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Learning time.
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Get out of the way.
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[Andrew] Are you not coming in?
I'm gonna hang back a while, okay?
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Uh, you're gonna be late
for first period.
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Yeah. I'll pick you up
after seventh. ♪♪ [Rock]
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[Chattering] [Andrew
] This is my school.
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I guess.
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[Shouts, Laughs
] [Andrew] Okay.
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[Shouting Continues]
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Hey, you! Hey, guy. Vote for
Steve for senior class president.
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Vote for Steve.
Yeah, I got it.
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[Andrew]
This is where I eat lunch.
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[Whistle Blows]
Out here on the bleachers.
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...four, five, six, seven, eight.
And one-
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[Male Coach] 'Cause I don't wanna
see anybody pull up- That's right.
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Way to your left. There you
go, Jack. That's right. Okay.
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[Bag Rustling]
A cohesive unit today.
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[Chips Crunching]
...O-R-Y! V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!
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I don't want to see
any crap out there. All right?
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[All]
...T-O-R-Y!
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Whoo! [Coach]
Good job. All right.
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Hi.
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[Andrew]
Hey.
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Could you not videotape
us, please? It's really creepy.
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Uh, no. I wasn't-
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Hi! This is the hallway
where my locker is.
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[Groans]
What is this?
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What's up, Detmer?
[All Chattering]
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Wow, you should be on television.
Man, you're on a film, man.
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Pretty on camera.
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Smile, man. You look pretty.
You gonna cry? You gonna cry?
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[Bell Rings] [Andrew]
Sean, come on. Give it back.
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Huh? You want your camera?
Piece of shit from, like, 2004?
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Here you go. Here
she is. In one piece.
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- Oh!
- [Andrew] Oh, guys.
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[Sean] Almost. [Chuckles
] [Andrew Groans]
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[Andrew] Assholes! Come on!
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All right. You ready
to bounce? Yeah.
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[Chuckling, Chattering]
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There's a party tonight.
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Okay.
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Haven Hills.
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[Andrew] Wait. I thought
Haven Hills was closed.
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It's abandoned, yeah.
What, you don't want to go?
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No.
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When was the last time you went
to a party? I don't go to parties.
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You're a senior. You are a senior.
I don't go to parties.
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Just come.
I'll think about it, okay?
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Okay.
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But when we go tonight, Andrew,
can I give you, like, a pro tip?
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What?
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Maybe leave your camera at home.
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Why?
Because it's a little weird.
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It serves a purpose.
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I'm- I'm just trying to be
a good cousin here, okay?
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This is me being your friend
and telling you...
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you should probably
not take the camera to a party.
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[Andrew]
Okay.
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This is my street.
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And those are the official
douche bags of my street.
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What the hell's that?
Oh, great.
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Hey! What you doing?
Andrew!
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No, I wasn't- Don't film
me, Detmer! Don't film me.
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Run to your house, bitch!
[Glass Breaking]
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This is where I eat lunch.
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Out here on the bleachers.
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[Cheerleaders Cheering]
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[Sounds Stop]
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What do you want?
[Groans]
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When I say open that door,
you open the door. You got it?
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Finish your goddamn homework.
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[Door Slams]
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[Father Grunting]
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[Thumping]
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[Andrew] Matt, are you sure it's
here? Dude, it's here. Calm down, okay?
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Oh, here it is.
♪♪ [Electronic Dance]
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[Crowd Chattering]
[Andrew] Oh, yeah.
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Wow. Look. A rave.
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[Matt] Oh, wow. Look.
A nerd with a camera.
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[Andrew] What? Just don't
follow me around all night, okay?
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What do you mean? I thought- I
thought you wanted me to come with you.
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I did. I did. But just go and do
your own thing for once, okay?
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Just... have a beer, talk to people.
♪♪ [Continues]
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[Andrew]
I don't drink.
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♪♪ [Continues]
[Cheering]
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Hey! Hey!
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♪♪ [Continues]
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[Woman]
Hey!
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Excuse me.
Hey! Hey, what are you filming for?
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Oh, I don't- Um-
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Uh-
What?
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- I can't hear you.
- I'm just filming.
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- Oh. Oh, cool. Cool.
I'm filming for my blog. - Oh.
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Andrew. Andrew. You should
check it out. It's actually-
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Oh, hey. Hey, Casey.
Hey.
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How you doing?
I'm good. I'm good.
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This is pretty lame, right?
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Why is it lame?
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You know, Jung said
parties are just...
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people's way of
seeking widespread validation.
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I'm not one to clamor
to be cool, you know.
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Wow. Way to put an analytical
psychology spin on this barn party, Matt.
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That's awesome.
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Awesome.
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You're awesome.
[Andrew] Hey, Matt.
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Hey, what did Jung say
about glow sticks? [Chuckles]
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♪♪ [Electronic Dance]
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You filming my girlfriend?
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Yes or no?
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No, I- I'm not filming anything.
I'm just filming the party. Okay.
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I should break your
bitch-ass nose. You know that?
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No, I wasn't-
Don't talk back to me.
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Bitch.
Okay.
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[Andrew Groans]
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[Chattering]
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[Andrew Sobbing]
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[Male Student]
Andrew?
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Andrew.
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Andrew.
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With the camera.
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Can we- Can we
use that thing? What?
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We found the craziest shit,
and we gotta get it on tape.
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Uh, it's not-
What's up, man?
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You okay?
Yeah. I'm-I'm Andrew.
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Okay. I'm Steve.
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Steve Montgomery.
Yeah, I know.
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Really?
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Matt and I were just hanging out,
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and we found this cool little-
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this thing.
Wait. You're with Matt?
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You might want to get it on tape.
No, I just- I don't really-
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Dude, just come on. Just
come get it on tape. It'll be cool.
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I don't know.
Trust me.
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All right.
Yeah, man.
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You know there are, like,
tons of girls around here, right?
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And you're all by yourself
next to a tree?
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I'm just really picky.
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Listen. I really don't think- Is there a
light on that thing? Like, on the camera?
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Uh, yeah. Here.
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What were you guys
doing out here?
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A bunch of people were out here 'cause
we were, like, obsessed with the thing.
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What thing?
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You'll see.
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Oh, that's- that's right!
Andrew Detmer!
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I remember you from homeroom,
freshman year.
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You always had that
gray zip-up hoodie.
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Garetty!
You remember that?
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Yeah, I got a- I got a thing for faces,
which is why I'm going into politics.
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Ironically enough,
'cause I'm so ridiculously hi-
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[Matt] Down here!
Ah, there we go.
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Garetty, what's
up? I see you! Matt!
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[Matt] You see me? Yeah,
where did everybody go?
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They left! They left! Come on.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
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[Steve] Do you see
that? Guys, what is that?
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Do you see it? Is that the
camera? Yeah, I got him!
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Do you guys know how to get back
from here? Is it still making that sound?
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Yes. Did you tell Andrew?
Andrew, it's making that sound, dude.
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Dude, come and listen to this.
Listen to this.
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No, no, no, no. You
gotta get in. Okay, okay.
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You gotta get close, like literally almost in the
hole. Okay, don't push me. Just don't push me.
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Check this shit out. We're not gonna push you
in. We're just trying to get it on camera.
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Listen. Can you hear that?
Shh, shh.
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What-
[Loud Rumble]
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[Laughing]
I think we got it.
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Wait. How creepy is that?
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Is this sound coming up? I don't know.
I mean, probably. It's pretty loud, right?
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[Matt] Hello! All right,
dude. We're going inside.
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I'm going back. Come
on, you guys. I gotta know.
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[Andrew] Matt, seriously,
we- Hey, wait, wait. Steve!
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[Shouts]
Steve!
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[Matt Chuckles]
Oh, shit. He's a ninja.
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Matt-
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Whoa, Matt, Matt, Matt.
What are you doing?
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Are you serious?
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Andrew, can you give me some
light? Matt, don't be an idiot.
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Whoop! Whoop!
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Matt!
Matt, you're my ride home!
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[Andrew] Hello? [Coughing]
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Oh!
[Groans]
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Smells terrible.
You guys!
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Matt!
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[Groans]
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Hello?
[Shouts]
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[Chuckles]
239
00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:41,762
Andrew's such a pussy. All right.
Does it go down much deeper, or what?
240
00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:44,473
Yeah, man. It goes really, really
far. [Matt] Andrew, bring the light.
241
00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:48,060
Look at the walls.
It's like a straight shot down.
242
00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:50,562
Probably already come
like 40 or 50 feet.
243
00:12:50,646 --> 00:12:53,065
[Andrew] Yeah, just
don't talk about it, okay?
244
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:57,110
You ever- You ever heard of
Plato's "Allegory of the Cave"?
245
00:12:57,194 --> 00:13:00,238
I don't know, Matt.
Let's just get this over with.
246
00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:01,448
Oh, shit!
247
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,617
Holy shit.
248
00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:06,161
What the hell is that?
249
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,414
[Low Humming] [Andrew]
Matt, I'm not kidding. I can't breathe.
250
00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:11,833
Come on.
Andrew, look at this.
251
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,294
[Andrew]
What-
252
00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:16,505
Can you believe this?
253
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,256
[Andrew]
Matt.
254
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,678
[Low Humming Continues]
255
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:24,513
[Andrew] What am I looking
at? [High-pitched Screech]
256
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:27,349
Ah, shit! [Andrew] I am
freaking out right now!
257
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:30,394
Matt!
Can we get out of here, please?
258
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,479
Is it showing up
on the camera like that?
259
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:35,732
[High-pitched Screeching] I don't know, man.
It's messing with it. I don't really want to film-
260
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,776
[Matt, Distorted]
Dude, I'll buy you a new one.
261
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:40,070
[Low Humming]
262
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,321
[Steve, Distorted]
Touch one.
263
00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:43,323
[High-pitched Tone]
264
00:13:43,407 --> 00:13:45,325
[Low Rumbling]
265
00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:46,910
Matt!
266
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,038
Matt, look at this!
What?
267
00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:52,124
Look at this!
268
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,085
Dude, what is-
269
00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:58,171
Dude, no way!
270
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:01,174
It's changing colors!
Oh, my God.
271
00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:03,260
[Distorted Screeching]
[Distorted] Must be reacting to heat.
272
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,762
- [Andrew] I can't hear you
over that- - This is awesome.
273
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:07,472
Oh! Dude, your nose!
274
00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:09,016
[Distorted Thumping]
Steve, Steve!
275
00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:11,143
[Distorted Rumbling]
Steve!
276
00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:13,353
- Steve!
- [Steve Screaming]
277
00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:14,563
[Video Camera Whirring]
278
00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:17,649
[Whirring Stops]
279
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:20,610
[Electronic Crackle]
280
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,989
[Andrew] Matt, dude, put
your phone down. Turn it off.
281
00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:26,283
Okay, okay, okay.
Steve, you too.
282
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:28,285
[Steve] All right. We
have to document this.
283
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,912
Okay. Are you guys ready?
[Steve] Yeah. I'm ready.
284
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,749
All right. Here we
go. Okay, Steve- What?
285
00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:35,292
Can you move to your left?
286
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:38,086
Here?
Um, yeah. That's good.
287
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,422
And then, Matt,
288
00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:43,675
can you just go
right in front of Steve?
289
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:45,969
Um-
290
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,096
Here? Yeah, perfect.
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
291
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:49,848
This is the ball test.
292
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:51,641
You ready?
Yep.
293
00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:56,855
Oh!
[Laughing]
294
00:14:57,856 --> 00:15:00,233
What the shit, Steve?
[Andrew Laughing]
295
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:03,653
Get off! Get off! What are
you doing? Underhand.
296
00:15:03,779 --> 00:15:05,530
I tried, man. I tried.
[Groaning]
297
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,115
[Steve Laughing]
298
00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:08,700
Let's do it. Let's
do it. All right.
299
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,535
All right. Wait, wait.
We good?
300
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,454
We said underhand, right?
Yeah, it is underhand. Yeah.
301
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:13,747
Okay.
302
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:16,333
[Laughing]
303
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,502
Underneath. I'm on you. You're
not gonna get me this time.
304
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:19,878
You ready? [Andrew] Yeah.
305
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:22,339
I'm on it. Yeah. I don't know
what you're talking about.
306
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,216
Let's go.
307
00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:25,884
Oh!
[Andrew Laughing]
308
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:29,054
Yeah!
The crowd goes wild!
309
00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:31,223
Yeah, I'm ready. [Steve] All
right. Matt, beam him. Beam him.
310
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:33,308
I'm- I'm going to.
Beam him.
311
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:35,852
Oh!
312
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,896
Oh!
No way! Shit!
313
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,689
[Laughing] Wait,
wait, wait. That's great!
314
00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:41,483
He did it!
I did it! I did it!
315
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,276
[Steve] That is
crazy! Oh, my God!
316
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:44,903
Look at it!
Oh, my God!
317
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,822
[Steve] Holy shit! Oh, my God.
318
00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:48,698
Oh, my God. Oh, dude, you're
bleeding. You're bleeding.
319
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,826
[Steve] Oh, man, shit.
Stop, stop, stop. Get a tissue.
320
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:53,787
You did it! Yes!
[Steve Laughing]
321
00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:56,373
Oh. All right.
Pop-up. Ready? Yeah.
322
00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,918
[Groans]
Yes!
323
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:02,254
Put on the music.
Oh, yeah.
324
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:05,465
[Chuckles] Yes.
♪♪[Dramatic Instrumental]
325
00:16:05,549 --> 00:16:07,175
Yes.
326
00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:15,642
Matt, you have- you have to pretend like
you're squeezing them together with your hands.
327
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:19,437
That's what I'm doing.
Look. That's what I'm doing.
328
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,773
♪♪ [Continues]
329
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:25,777
I can't do it, dude.
[Groans] I give up.
330
00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:27,821
You do it.
You're better at this than I am.
331
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,614
Oh, really? Am I?
Really?
332
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,449
Just do it.
333
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:37,789
Oh.
334
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,958
[Chuckles]
Sick.
335
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:43,587
Dude, I hate you!
That's-
336
00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:46,590
I'm impressed, man. I am
impressed. That's amazing.
337
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,133
That was awesome, dude.
338
00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:49,926
Oh, no!
Come on, dude.
339
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,761
That is not cool.
What?
340
00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:53,471
That is not cool.
My Legos.
341
00:16:53,597 --> 00:16:56,558
[Woman] You've been hanging out with
those two guys for the last three weeks.
342
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:59,144
"Three weeks."
I'm not stupid.
343
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,813
I think you're hiding something
from me. You better call me back.
344
00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:03,523
[Matt] Wow. I love you.
345
00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:05,984
I'm gonna get a brick through
my window. I am legitimately scared.
346
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:08,361
I have an election coming up,
and I don't have time for this.
347
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:11,156
Dude, why are you asking us
for advice on girls?
348
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,908
Because we're his mistress.
349
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:13,658
[Laughs]
350
00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:17,621
[Andrew] So, what, you think
it's, like, radiation or something?
351
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:19,998
[Steve] Radiation from what?
[Matt] Dude, it's the government.
352
00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:21,791
[Andrew] What? Matt,
what are you talking about?
353
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,628
[Andrew] I'm feeling
pretty spelunked out actually.
354
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,254
[Matt]
Andrew, relax.
355
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:28,214
[Birds Chirping]
356
00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:31,509
[Matt] That's so weird. It looks
completely different during the day.
357
00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:34,638
[Andrew] Look. I don't care, okay?
I am not going in the hole again.
358
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,222
[Shouts]
[Gasps]
359
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:37,807
[Chuckling]
Asshole.
360
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,978
[Matt]
It's like sunk in or something.
361
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:45,815
[Steve Chuckles] There goes your
old camera, dude. [Andrew] Oh, shit.
362
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,486
[Steve] That's weird. I
can still feel it down there.
363
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,239
[Andrew] I can't believe
we made it out of there.
364
00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:56,534
Well, I mean, that answers that, right?
365
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:59,829
[Andrew] Um, what does? We
still don't know what happened.
366
00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:01,414
No- [Matt] Well,
we're still alive.
367
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,625
I mean, I was definitely-
[Helicopter Overhead] [Man] Hey!
368
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,878
You kids can't be here, okay?
You gotta move on out. What?
369
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:10,298
[Helicopter Whirring] The ground's
unstable. We're taping the whole place off.
370
00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:12,008
[Chatter On Walkie-talkie]
371
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:13,927
Okay. We're going.
372
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,595
[Steve] Vote for
Steve! [Chuckles]
373
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:19,557
[Steve] New camera's working
out for you. That's good.
[Andrew] Yeah, it's pretty cool, right?
374
00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:22,102
Yeah, smaller.
Does that shoot on tape?
375
00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:24,020
No, it just- It, like,
records right onto the camera.
376
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:28,733
No, I just want to record all the
stuff that we can do, you know.
377
00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:31,444
Yeah, but it's like all the time.
378
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,613
You don't feel like
it's a little weird,
379
00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:36,700
like it puts a barrier between
you and everything else?
380
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,744
Uh, I don't know.
381
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,747
Maybe I want a barrier.
382
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:47,085
So, like, what's up with your dad?
What's his story? What does he do?
383
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:50,213
Um, my dad's a firefighter.
384
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:54,718
Okay. That's cool. Oh, man,
that must have been awesome-
Yeah, well, he was, I guess.
385
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:58,179
What happened? Uh, I don't
know. He didn't die or anything.
386
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:01,641
He just- He got injured
on the job, and now he, um-
387
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,561
he collects the insurance,
you know.
388
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:07,022
Um, so he doesn't
really do anything.
389
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:11,735
He just- He, um- He'll go out during
the day, but I don't know where he goes.
390
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:16,072
Uh, he drinks a lot.
391
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,950
I know that much.
392
00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:22,537
I've actually been having
some problems with my parents too.
393
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,122
Oh, yeah?
394
00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:26,082
Yeah. I mean,
they're nothing like yours.
395
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:31,171
I mean, not like that-
I just- Never mind.
396
00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:33,381
[Horn Honks]
397
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,469
They just been fighting a lot lately.
398
00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:41,097
And I think my mom
is actually cheating on my dad.
399
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,433
[Horns Honking]
400
00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:47,854
[Steve] Can you not
say anything about that?
401
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:51,149
[Andrew] Yeah. No way. Thanks.
402
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:58,656
[Father] Yes. Karen
Detmer. D-E-T-M-E-R.
403
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:02,202
Yes. Thank you.
404
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:06,956
She's in pain.
405
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:12,712
She needs something stronger.
406
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:15,882
Her breathing's worse.
407
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:20,470
Sir, she's suffering.
408
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,472
Please help me.
409
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:26,101
I'm on disability.
I can't afford $700.
410
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:32,732
Please, don't put me on hold!
She can't breathe, okay?
I don't know what to do anymore.
411
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,071
Is it on?
412
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:41,616
Yeah. Yeah. You got it.
413
00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:43,701
I want to remember you like this.
414
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:45,703
Oh, Mom.
415
00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:47,831
[Coughing]
416
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,001
You're stronger than this.
417
00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:55,922
Can you say that for me?
418
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:57,507
Please?
419
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:01,094
[Coughing]
420
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:04,764
I'm stronger than this.
421
00:21:10,228 --> 00:21:11,980
Oh, nice.
422
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,441
All right. Here. Watch this.
423
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,444
Weak.
Hey, Matt.
424
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:22,156
Yeah?
425
00:21:22,866 --> 00:21:24,868
Do you like me?
426
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:29,247
Um, yeah, of course.
427
00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:31,708
I mean, you know,
I didn't-
428
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:35,044
I mean, you know, I didn't
always. What do you mean?
429
00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:37,255
I don't know.
Like, you haven't-
430
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:41,593
You haven't always been
super-easy to talk to, you know.
431
00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:44,220
I mean, I'm not saying
that you're not now. I'm just-
432
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:46,806
[Scoffs]
You're such an asshole.
433
00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:50,351
[Chuckles]
434
00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:53,479
That's what I'm talking about, dude.
You're hostile, see?
435
00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:55,023
[Andrew Chuckling]
Better.
436
00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:56,900
Hey, Matt.
Yeah?
437
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,902
Do you ever think about, like,
438
00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:02,488
doing more with it?
439
00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:04,324
What, with this?
440
00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:06,159
Not really.
441
00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:08,453
Why? What else is there?
442
00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:11,122
"Telekinesis."
[Matt] Yes. Do tell.
443
00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:14,000
"The ability to move, lift, vibrate"-
444
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,544
[Andrew Chuckles]
That's my favorite.
445
00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:19,339
"Spin, bend, break
or impact objects...
446
00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:24,177
through the direct influence of mental
power or other nonphysical means."
447
00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:25,637
Okay.
Sounds familiar.
448
00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:27,388
It does sound familiar.
Very familiar.
449
00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:29,599
You want to see direct influence?
450
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,184
[Matt] Andrew. [Whistles]
451
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,019
[Whirring]
452
00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:34,687
[Screams]
453
00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:36,940
[All Laughing] [Steve]
She's wearing black today.
454
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,858
Hi.
That's direct influence.
455
00:22:38,942 --> 00:22:41,736
This is my theory though
is that it's like a muscle.
456
00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:45,657
Like, it's elastic. If you stretch
it too far, too quick, it'll tear.
457
00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:47,241
Ew.
458
00:22:47,742 --> 00:22:49,702
That's why I think we're
getting stronger, you know,
459
00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:53,456
because we're working it out,
getting buff.
460
00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:55,416
Buff.
[Chuckles]
461
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:57,460
How about this for a workout?
462
00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:00,630
[Laughs]
Holy shit!
463
00:23:01,631 --> 00:23:03,257
That was awesome.
464
00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:04,759
[Burps]
Classy.
465
00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:07,303
Mm-hmm.
Attractive.
466
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:10,139
I think it's time we took this
out of the backyard.
467
00:23:12,642 --> 00:23:15,186
[Matt Chuckles] [Steve] Stop, stop,
stop, stop. Right here. This is perfect.
468
00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:16,729
[Andrew] Really? This is it.
469
00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:18,982
[Children Giggling]
[Whispers] Matt. Yah!
470
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:21,025
[Giggling]
Let's get this one.
471
00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:28,282
[Giggling]
472
00:23:28,366 --> 00:23:30,618
Whoa! Hey! Hello!
473
00:23:31,536 --> 00:23:33,204
Hey, what- [Matt] Andrew.
474
00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:35,373
Help! Somebody grab that!
475
00:23:35,498 --> 00:23:37,792
[Giggling]
Whoa! Whoa! Stop!
476
00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:39,377
[All Laughing]
477
00:23:39,502 --> 00:23:42,296
[Andrew] Okay, I'll get the top.
I'll get the top. [Matt] Got it. Got it.
478
00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:44,215
[Steve] Let's get the
legs. [Matt] Okay. Wait.
479
00:23:44,298 --> 00:23:46,384
[Steve Growling]
I'm flying!
480
00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:48,553
She's just looking at it.
[Screaming]
481
00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:50,388
What you looking at, girl?
Stay in school!
482
00:23:50,513 --> 00:23:54,434
Okay, see the guy chewing the gum?
I'm gonna get the gum and
pull it right out of his mouth.
483
00:23:54,517 --> 00:23:56,227
[Andrew]
Okay, I got him.
484
00:23:58,146 --> 00:24:00,106
[Steve Giggles]
485
00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:01,816
Oh!
486
00:24:01,899 --> 00:24:03,693
[All Laughing]
487
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:06,863
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Why are
we running? We don't need to run.
488
00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:08,448
[Steve] Five- I
don't want to do it.
489
00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:10,033
Four-
Dude, I don't want to do it.
490
00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:13,369
You're creating a scene. I don't want to do
it. Come on, Matt. Don't be a bitch about it.
491
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,246
Just do it.
Put your hand on the table.
492
00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:17,415
Okay. Are you ready? Do
it. Give me a countdown.
493
00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:19,417
I will. I promi-
Ow!
494
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,002
[Laughing]
Oh, snap!
495
00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:23,087
Like I said- [Steve] You
gotta pay for that now.
496
00:24:23,212 --> 00:24:24,964
Like I said. See?
Holy crap.
497
00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:25,715
[Laughing]
498
00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:29,886
[Steve] Man! Just pretend that there's a
barrier over your hand, right? And then-
499
00:24:30,011 --> 00:24:32,555
[Steve] Mm-hmm. When things are
gonna hit you, as long as you're ready,
500
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,600
they will not hurt you because
of the barrier. [Matt] That's so sick.
501
00:24:35,725 --> 00:24:38,978
[Steve] That's me right there. I need that.
Steve, Steve, you have to try this, dude.
502
00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:40,521
Give me your hand.
503
00:24:40,605 --> 00:24:45,651
When I was a kid though, I actually- I
actually did want to be a police officer.
504
00:24:45,777 --> 00:24:47,653
[Steve] A cop?
No shit? Yeah. Yeah.
505
00:24:47,779 --> 00:24:51,074
You do know that you can't smoke
weed when you're a cop, right, Matt?
506
00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:54,410
Oh, no. Really?
Uh, I didn't know.
507
00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:58,873
Uh, but, no, I-I-I just-
I really got into, like, altruism.
508
00:24:58,956 --> 00:25:01,501
What does that mean?
What does "altruism" mean, Matt?
509
00:25:01,584 --> 00:25:04,545
It's like wanting to make things
better for everyone.
510
00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:07,924
Really? This coming from the man who is
always talking about how pointless life is.
511
00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:10,676
Yeah, I know, but this is what
I've been thinking about lately.
512
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,137
Like, I'm looking back,
and I just think...
513
00:25:13,221 --> 00:25:16,808
the way I used to think about things
was probably a lot better, you know.
514
00:25:16,891 --> 00:25:21,145
So, what, you want to go out
and start a charity or something?
515
00:25:21,270 --> 00:25:24,190
That's lame.
Wait. Why is that lame?
516
00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:27,568
Uh, I don't know.
[Groans]
517
00:25:27,652 --> 00:25:28,903
[Laughs]
Douche bag.
518
00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:31,864
I'm not good at everything.
I just do my best at everything.
519
00:25:31,948 --> 00:25:34,534
All right?
That's what it's about.
520
00:25:34,617 --> 00:25:36,828
I mean, you talk about philosophy
and shit all the time,
521
00:25:36,911 --> 00:25:39,497
but what has he really done, hmm?
522
00:25:39,580 --> 00:25:42,041
Have you even applied
to colleges yet?
523
00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:44,001
No, but I'm getting-
I'm getting to it.
524
00:25:44,127 --> 00:25:46,379
Yeah, well, you should get
to it. I'm just saying. I am.
525
00:25:46,462 --> 00:25:48,089
You could use some of that.
526
00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:50,758
You could use some "Shut
the hell up." How about that?
527
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:53,886
You just lack initiative. It's not
that big- Oh, yeah? You lack a dick.
528
00:25:53,970 --> 00:25:55,096
[Andrew Laughs]
529
00:25:55,179 --> 00:25:57,098
Boys, please tell us
what's going on here.
530
00:25:57,181 --> 00:26:01,394
Uh, well, it would seem that
a Virgin Mary has appeared...
531
00:26:01,477 --> 00:26:04,063
in the syrup
of a local man's pancake.
532
00:26:04,147 --> 00:26:06,149
[Matt]
No, it has not.
533
00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:08,693
Uh, well, it will in a second, okay?
Just hold on.
534
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:13,072
Oh, that is definitely some
supernatural shit going on here.
535
00:26:13,156 --> 00:26:15,491
♪♪ [Hums "Twilight Zone Theme"]
536
00:26:15,992 --> 00:26:18,578
Um, excuse me.
Can you come here real quick?
537
00:26:18,661 --> 00:26:21,164
Um, can you just look at that?
538
00:26:21,664 --> 00:26:23,833
¡Ay, Dios mío!
539
00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:25,459
[Groaning]
540
00:26:25,543 --> 00:26:28,337
Grounder.
Too much pressure.
541
00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:29,922
Andrew.
542
00:26:31,632 --> 00:26:34,385
[Andrew] Oh, dude.
Come on. Leave her alone.
543
00:26:36,179 --> 00:26:37,972
Oh, seriously?
544
00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:39,724
[Laughing] [Andrew] Dude!
545
00:26:39,807 --> 00:26:41,392
Oh, come on.
That is so messed up.
546
00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:43,019
She's gonna get fired.
I didn't know-
547
00:26:43,186 --> 00:26:45,521
That is disgusting. But do you
guys share cups on the team?
548
00:26:45,646 --> 00:26:47,773
No, we don't share cups, man.
[Chuckles]
549
00:26:47,857 --> 00:26:49,609
You see that car though?
550
00:26:49,692 --> 00:26:51,360
The red one.
Yeah.
551
00:26:52,069 --> 00:26:54,363
[Steve] All right.
The gum was cool.
552
00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:58,075
All right. You tried.
It was a failed attempt though.
553
00:26:59,160 --> 00:26:59,785
Watch this.
554
00:26:59,869 --> 00:27:00,912
What are you doing?
Watch.
555
00:27:02,330 --> 00:27:03,706
[Matt]
Go, go, go.
556
00:27:07,418 --> 00:27:09,128
[Andrew]
What?
557
00:27:09,212 --> 00:27:11,130
No way!
558
00:27:11,214 --> 00:27:13,090
[Laughing]
559
00:27:13,758 --> 00:27:15,426
[Matt]
Holy shit!
560
00:27:15,509 --> 00:27:17,428
[Andrew]
Dude! Holy crap!
561
00:27:17,511 --> 00:27:21,307
[Grunting]
[All Laughing]
562
00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:22,892
What? What?
563
00:27:23,017 --> 00:27:24,727
That's what I'm talking about!
Did anybody see?
564
00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,604
Steve Montgomery for president!
[Grunts]
565
00:27:26,729 --> 00:27:30,024
I'm having, like, a face
period. [Andrew] Oh, man.
566
00:27:30,107 --> 00:27:31,400
Pause.
567
00:27:31,525 --> 00:27:34,195
[Groans] You guys.
You guys, here she comes.
568
00:27:34,278 --> 00:27:36,614
Here she comes!
Oh-
569
00:27:36,739 --> 00:27:39,492
[Snickering] [Matt] Don't
look. Don't look, don't look.
570
00:27:39,575 --> 00:27:41,118
Steve, don't look.
571
00:27:41,202 --> 00:27:44,413
[Steve] She can't find-
She thinks it's stolen.
572
00:27:44,538 --> 00:27:48,042
She has no idea. [Steve] Yes,
it was the black guy this time.
573
00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:49,961
[All Giggling]
574
00:27:50,086 --> 00:27:53,422
[High-pitched Voice] "I could have sworn
I parked it right here. Where is my car?"
575
00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:55,007
Ignore us.
576
00:27:55,091 --> 00:27:57,301
We're just...
Mormons.
577
00:27:57,426 --> 00:28:00,263
[All Laughing] [Andrew
] What does that mean?
578
00:28:00,388 --> 00:28:03,474
[Laughing] What does
that mean? [Laughing]
579
00:28:03,557 --> 00:28:05,810
[Andrew]
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
580
00:28:05,893 --> 00:28:08,271
Garetty's-
Garetty's having a giggle fit.
581
00:28:08,437 --> 00:28:12,316
[Shouting] That was
so- It was amazing.
582
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,652
I know. Just take it easy
with the merchandise.
583
00:28:14,735 --> 00:28:17,405
[Matt] How did nobody see
that? It was out in the open.
584
00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:20,533
[Andrew] Her face! I cannot
get her face out of my mind!
585
00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:22,034
[Laughing]
That was awesome.
586
00:28:22,118 --> 00:28:23,411
Who is this?
587
00:28:23,494 --> 00:28:25,037
So many ideas
of stuff that we can do!
588
00:28:25,162 --> 00:28:27,456
Go around.
That's just some redneck asshole.
589
00:28:27,581 --> 00:28:30,584
Go around. Steve, Steve, Steve,
Steve. Take the camera. Take the camera.
590
00:28:30,668 --> 00:28:33,045
All right. Just make sure
it's zoomed out all the way.
591
00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:35,298
[Steve] Got ya. I can see
you. [Matt] Okay, buddy.
592
00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:37,216
[Horn Honking]
What you gonna do?
593
00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:39,510
[Matt] What the hell
is this guy's problem?
594
00:28:39,593 --> 00:28:41,345
What are you doing?
595
00:28:41,429 --> 00:28:43,222
Abracadabra!
596
00:28:43,306 --> 00:28:45,391
[Matt] Whoa, whoa,
whoa! Andrew, shit!
597
00:28:45,474 --> 00:28:48,185
What the hell did you just do?
Matt, stop the car! Stop! Stop!
598
00:28:48,311 --> 00:28:50,980
[Matt] Are you crazy? Pull down the
road. We gotta go down there right now.
599
00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:52,398
[Andrew]
Guys, I'm sorry!
600
00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:54,900
What did you do?
Why did you do that?
601
00:28:54,984 --> 00:28:56,736
[Andrew] I didn't
mean to. I didn't-
602
00:28:56,819 --> 00:28:59,030
Shit! What the hell is wrong with you?
Look at this!
603
00:28:59,155 --> 00:29:01,157
Will you just calm down!
The guy's probably still in there!
604
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:02,992
I'm sorry, okay?
605
00:29:03,993 --> 00:29:06,287
Andrew, stop, stop!
But I can- I can help!
606
00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:08,581
I can get him out.
Stop doing things!
607
00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:11,083
Steve! Steve!
608
00:29:11,167 --> 00:29:14,337
[Andrew Panting]
609
00:29:15,338 --> 00:29:17,173
Steve, be careful!
610
00:29:17,673 --> 00:29:19,258
Shit! Shit!
611
00:29:20,051 --> 00:29:22,845
Oh, my God, Andrew.
Are you kidding me?
612
00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:25,306
[Andrew Panting]
Steve!
613
00:29:25,389 --> 00:29:28,267
[Andrew Whispering
] Oh, God. Oh, God.
614
00:29:28,351 --> 00:29:30,353
Goddamn it!
615
00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:31,979
Steve!
616
00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:36,692
Andrew! Oh-
[Andrew Panting]
617
00:29:36,776 --> 00:29:37,860
Shit!
618
00:29:38,778 --> 00:29:41,822
Shit, shit, shit, shit!
619
00:29:43,199 --> 00:29:45,284
Oh, Matt, he's got him!
He's got him. He's got-
620
00:29:45,368 --> 00:29:46,952
Help me.
621
00:29:48,162 --> 00:29:49,705
[Grunting]
622
00:29:53,376 --> 00:29:55,294
I'll get in back of him.
623
00:29:55,378 --> 00:29:57,296
Get him up.
624
00:29:57,380 --> 00:30:00,007
[Both Grunting]
625
00:30:00,091 --> 00:30:02,718
[Man Coughing]
626
00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:06,972
Hang on. Steve, stay with him.
I'm gonna go get some help.
627
00:30:07,098 --> 00:30:08,265
Are you calling the cops?
Yeah, yeah.
628
00:30:08,391 --> 00:30:10,518
Will you stop? I can't hear them.
Will you hang up the phone?
629
00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:12,937
Yeah. It's just down past, uh,
White Crescent Bridge. Matt, he's fine.
630
00:30:13,062 --> 00:30:14,939
Matt, he's fine.
Yeah. Yeah.
631
00:30:15,064 --> 00:30:16,440
Fine, Matt! Stop!
Stop! I can't hear-
632
00:30:16,524 --> 00:30:18,609
[Thunder Rumbles]
Hey!
633
00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:21,404
[Sirens Approaching]
Hey! Hey! Over here!
634
00:30:21,529 --> 00:30:25,282
...peeled off the road and went straight
through the guardrail. Hey, is that on?
635
00:30:25,408 --> 00:30:28,536
...this is a game or something? I don't
understand how you guys can be so angry.
636
00:30:28,619 --> 00:30:30,079
You don't understand
how we can be angry?
637
00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:32,998
Andrew, you- you put somebody
in the hospital tonight, okay?
638
00:30:33,082 --> 00:30:34,500
Do you understand that?
639
00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:37,420
Andrew, look at me.
You put a guy in the hospital!
640
00:30:37,503 --> 00:30:40,423
How do you feel about that?
You hurt somebody!
641
00:30:41,632 --> 00:30:44,051
[Sighs] Shit. We
need rules, okay?
642
00:30:44,135 --> 00:30:46,345
Rule number one:
No using it on living things.
643
00:30:46,429 --> 00:30:49,557
Rule number two: You can't use it
when you're angry. That's it.
644
00:30:49,682 --> 00:30:53,436
Rule number three:
I don't think we should be using it
in public or telling anybody about it.
645
00:30:53,561 --> 00:30:56,272
Look, you can't just declare
rules, okay? I will declare rules-
646
00:30:56,397 --> 00:30:58,983
You're the one that said that
nothing matters. I will declare rules.
647
00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:02,027
If we're gonna keep going, and
we're getting stronger, we need rules.
648
00:31:02,111 --> 00:31:03,612
We need rules, right?
649
00:31:05,114 --> 00:31:06,615
[Steve]
Matt's right. We need rules.
650
00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:17,126
[Phone Ringing]
651
00:31:20,796 --> 00:31:23,257
[Father]
Andrew! Answer the goddamn phone!
652
00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:27,219
[Ringing Continues]
Andrew!
653
00:31:27,303 --> 00:31:29,221
Matt, what did he say?
654
00:31:29,305 --> 00:31:34,101
♪♪ [Car Stereo.. Slow Rock]
655
00:31:34,185 --> 00:31:35,352
Are you still mad at me?
656
00:31:35,478 --> 00:31:37,730
No, I'm not mad.
Well, you seem mad.
657
00:31:37,813 --> 00:31:39,482
I'm not mad. I just-
658
00:31:39,565 --> 00:31:42,818
I just think that we need to be
more careful now, you know? We can't-
659
00:31:43,861 --> 00:31:48,949
We have to think a little bit more. We can't
just do things. We have to think first, okay?
660
00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,454
I understand.
Okay.
661
00:31:53,662 --> 00:31:56,290
[Matt] Why is Steve out
in the boonies? [Chuckles]
662
00:31:56,373 --> 00:31:57,875
Where are we?
663
00:31:57,958 --> 00:31:58,959
Steve?
664
00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:01,504
[Andrew]
His car's right there.
665
00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:03,172
Yeah.
Steve, where you at?
666
00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:05,257
[Phone Beeping]
667
00:32:05,341 --> 00:32:07,051
[Andrew]
Steve!
668
00:32:08,636 --> 00:32:10,137
"Look up."
669
00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:12,097
[Steve]
Hello, boys.
670
00:32:12,181 --> 00:32:13,766
[Andrew] What? [Laughing]
671
00:32:13,849 --> 00:32:15,601
What is up?
No. No.
672
00:32:15,684 --> 00:32:17,686
Wait, guys. Wait, wait, wait.
Check me out. Hear me out.
673
00:32:17,811 --> 00:32:19,438
You're flying!
[Matt] Holy shit!
674
00:32:19,563 --> 00:32:22,608
Wait, wait, wait. Hear me out.
Hear me out. No way! No way!
675
00:32:22,691 --> 00:32:23,859
What are you doing?
676
00:32:23,943 --> 00:32:27,947
It's much easier than it looks. I swear.
It's much easier than it looks.
677
00:32:28,030 --> 00:32:29,406
[Andrew]
Oh, my God, dude.
678
00:32:29,532 --> 00:32:32,826
Make sure you catch yourself.
Don't try and jump, or you'll
just flip yourself. I got it. I got it.
679
00:32:32,952 --> 00:32:34,495
Come on, Matt. Come on.
All right.
680
00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:36,956
Oh, shit!
[Laughing]
681
00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:38,666
Oh, man!
682
00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:40,251
Eating dirt, man.
Why don't you get behind me?
683
00:32:40,376 --> 00:32:42,461
You were in my way.
What do you mean?
684
00:32:42,545 --> 00:32:45,130
Think Harrier jet.
Think Harrier jet.
685
00:32:45,965 --> 00:32:47,132
[Yelps, Groans]
686
00:32:47,216 --> 00:32:49,051
[Laughing]
Oh, man.
687
00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:51,345
Goddamn it!
Are you okay?
688
00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:52,888
[Matt] I'm watching.
Just let me concentrate.
689
00:32:53,013 --> 00:32:55,057
[Steve] Focus!
Focus! Okay! Hold on.
690
00:32:56,559 --> 00:32:58,018
[Matt]
Is that your focus face?
691
00:32:58,102 --> 00:32:59,603
Oh, my God, dude.
692
00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:02,273
Whoo!
Bullshit!
693
00:33:02,398 --> 00:33:04,650
I'm up! I'm up!
Are you kidding me?
694
00:33:04,775 --> 00:33:06,527
Holy crap! [Steve
] Hold it! Hold it!
695
00:33:06,652 --> 00:33:09,613
Oh, my God, dude. I am
doing it. Holy crap, dude.
696
00:33:09,697 --> 00:33:11,115
[Screaming, Laughing]
697
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,826
Yeah! [Steve] That's
it, man. You're doing it.
698
00:33:13,909 --> 00:33:14,994
Whoo-hoo!
699
00:33:15,119 --> 00:33:18,205
Okay. Okay. Andrew, don't
fart. We'll never find you again.
700
00:33:18,289 --> 00:33:20,124
Steve, stop me.
Stop me, stop me.
701
00:33:20,249 --> 00:33:21,792
Oh, my God.
Whoa, whoa.
702
00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:24,295
You are flying now. You
guys look so cute together.
703
00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:28,299
Whoa! I'm coming up. I'm
bringing the camera, okay?
704
00:33:28,424 --> 00:33:30,050
All right.
[Stumbling]
705
00:33:30,175 --> 00:33:31,760
[Both Laughing]
[Groans]
706
00:33:31,844 --> 00:33:33,178
[Andrew] All right.
How do we get down?
707
00:33:33,262 --> 00:33:37,224
[Wind Roaring]
708
00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:39,184
Whoo-hoo! [Andrew] Yeah!
709
00:33:40,644 --> 00:33:43,731
[Matt] Andrew!
It's freezing up here!
710
00:33:43,814 --> 00:33:46,609
I can't hear you.
[Laughing]
711
00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:49,236
Activate hyperdrive!
712
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:50,863
Whoo!
713
00:33:50,988 --> 00:33:55,784
[Steve Laughing]
Where the hell are we?
714
00:33:55,909 --> 00:33:58,370
Catch up! Let's go!
What?
715
00:33:58,454 --> 00:34:03,917
[Steve]
Whoo! This is insane!
716
00:34:04,001 --> 00:34:05,544
Whoo-hoo!
717
00:34:05,628 --> 00:34:07,463
Dude!
All right, Andrew!
718
00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:11,091
Whoo!
719
00:34:11,216 --> 00:34:13,344
[Matt] Tag, you're it!
[Chuckles] Watch out.
720
00:34:13,427 --> 00:34:16,305
[Steve] Pump the
brakes! Whoa! Aah!
721
00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:20,601
Hey, Matt! You're finally
good at something!
722
00:34:20,684 --> 00:34:23,354
[Matt]
It's so easy! Yeah!
723
00:34:24,855 --> 00:34:26,607
Aah! [Steve Laughs] Yeah!
724
00:34:28,025 --> 00:34:29,109
Whoo!
725
00:34:30,486 --> 00:34:32,363
[Grunts] [Andrew] Whoa!
726
00:34:32,446 --> 00:34:33,822
Got it!
727
00:34:35,324 --> 00:34:38,494
Tebow time, baby!
728
00:34:39,203 --> 00:34:40,204
Yeah!
729
00:34:41,789 --> 00:34:43,165
Oh! [Matt] Nice hands, Steve!
730
00:34:43,290 --> 00:34:45,834
[Andrew] Touchdown!
Throw it back to Daddy!
731
00:34:47,795 --> 00:34:51,131
Oh, dude. Nice catch, man! Yes!
732
00:34:53,384 --> 00:34:55,010
[Chuckles]
733
00:34:55,094 --> 00:34:56,637
[Matt] Steve! Go
deep! Hey, Matt!
734
00:34:57,346 --> 00:34:59,515
Do you hear that?
[Rumbling]
735
00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:01,558
What is that?
736
00:35:02,226 --> 00:35:05,020
Whoa! Steve!
737
00:35:21,036 --> 00:35:26,542
[Distorted Audio]
[Breathing Heavily]
738
00:35:31,714 --> 00:35:34,049
[Both Grunting]
739
00:35:34,174 --> 00:35:37,136
[Wheezing]
[Grunts]
740
00:35:39,555 --> 00:35:43,058
Oh, shit. Almost died, dude.
Holy shit. Holy shit.
741
00:35:43,142 --> 00:35:44,935
Almost died, man! Almost-
742
00:35:45,018 --> 00:35:47,146
Andrew, you saved my life!
743
00:35:47,229 --> 00:35:48,897
[Chuckling] Oh, my
God. You saved my life!
744
00:35:48,981 --> 00:35:51,150
[Mock Screaming]
Oh, God, you saved my life!
745
00:35:51,233 --> 00:35:53,777
Oh, my God!
[Mock Kissing Sound]
746
00:35:53,861 --> 00:35:55,738
Okay.
Holy shit.
747
00:35:55,821 --> 00:35:58,323
Is that the camera?
You saved me and the camera?
748
00:35:58,407 --> 00:36:00,409
Please tell me you got
that on tape! You have to-
749
00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:02,035
[Screams, Grunts]
750
00:36:02,119 --> 00:36:04,371
Ah, shit.
[Gasping]
751
00:36:04,455 --> 00:36:06,457
What the hell-
[Laughing] We're alive!
752
00:36:06,582 --> 00:36:09,084
What the hell happened?
You didn't see what happened?
753
00:36:09,168 --> 00:36:13,213
Oh, shit! Andrew!
Andrew! You're a genius!
754
00:36:13,297 --> 00:36:15,215
We got to see this! Holy-
755
00:36:15,299 --> 00:36:17,342
All right. Oh. Holy shit.
756
00:36:17,426 --> 00:36:21,096
Wait. Oh, God!
We're on the ground. Yes!
757
00:36:21,221 --> 00:36:22,765
[Laughing]
Whoo!
758
00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:24,141
We have broken history!
759
00:36:24,224 --> 00:36:26,185
I mean, I'm talking about
since the caveman times.
760
00:36:26,268 --> 00:36:28,979
Uh, the Egyptians,
the Wright brothers.
761
00:36:29,062 --> 00:36:31,482
Come here, Matt. Come here.
Get in here. Get in.
762
00:36:31,565 --> 00:36:32,816
Say it. "I can fly."
763
00:36:32,941 --> 00:36:34,777
I can fly.
I can fly!
764
00:36:34,902 --> 00:36:36,236
Oh, come on.
Say it with your chest!
765
00:36:36,361 --> 00:36:37,821
I can fly!
Say it, Matt.
766
00:36:37,946 --> 00:36:40,157
Shout it out!
I can fly!
767
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:42,075
I can fly! I can fly!
768
00:36:42,284 --> 00:36:44,203
[Matt] I tried to save you, man.
Andrew was just quicker. [Laughing]
769
00:36:44,286 --> 00:36:45,454
[Andrew]
How does that go again?
770
00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:47,498
We almost died.
771
00:36:47,581 --> 00:36:50,042
Oh, please.
Gestures-
772
00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:52,169
How does she
not notice though?
773
00:36:52,252 --> 00:36:54,129
Come on.
Let's be serious, guys.
774
00:36:54,213 --> 00:36:56,799
She definitely noticed
that it's gotten better.
775
00:36:56,924 --> 00:36:58,717
You just gotta be, you know-
Yeah?
776
00:36:58,801 --> 00:37:00,260
You just gotta be subtle.
777
00:37:00,344 --> 00:37:02,471
[Laughs]
That is so cool.
778
00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:06,350
Dude. And I haven't
had sex since summer.
779
00:37:06,433 --> 00:37:09,228
I haven't had sex since ever.
780
00:37:09,311 --> 00:37:10,687
Really?
Really?
781
00:37:10,813 --> 00:37:13,315
That is completely
unacceptable. Well-
782
00:37:13,398 --> 00:37:16,401
How are you guys so cool?
How are you guys so cool, man?
783
00:37:16,527 --> 00:37:19,071
Liquid nitrogen.
[Laughing]
784
00:37:19,196 --> 00:37:21,490
[TV Indistinct]
[Snoring, Faint]
785
00:37:25,369 --> 00:37:27,287
[Rumbling]
786
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:35,170
[TV Continues]
787
00:37:38,507 --> 00:37:39,967
[Matt]
Hey, guys?
788
00:37:40,092 --> 00:37:42,845
[Snorting]
Guys? You guys up?
789
00:37:44,429 --> 00:37:45,681
[Andrew]
Yeah.
790
00:37:46,557 --> 00:37:50,727
Hey, uh-
Today was like-
791
00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:57,109
It was like, I think,
the best day of my life.
792
00:37:58,193 --> 00:37:59,570
Like, I mean-
793
00:38:01,655 --> 00:38:04,908
I'm thinking about it,
and I can't think of any day...
794
00:38:04,992 --> 00:38:08,078
that I liked better
than today, you know?
795
00:38:09,872 --> 00:38:13,876
I really- I think it was.
796
00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:20,340
Yeah.
797
00:38:22,676 --> 00:38:25,554
Unanimous.
[Chuckles]
798
00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:26,889
Yes.
799
00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:29,433
Okay. Good.
800
00:38:32,019 --> 00:38:33,478
[Steve] Okay, check this
out. Say what you want,
801
00:38:33,562 --> 00:38:35,439
but I'm thinking about booking it
to Maui for the weekend.
802
00:38:35,564 --> 00:38:36,815
What's up with that?
Seriously?
803
00:38:36,898 --> 00:38:39,526
Well, we could do it. I mean,
I was thinking the same thing,
804
00:38:39,610 --> 00:38:41,653
except I've always
wanted to go to Tibet.
805
00:38:42,279 --> 00:38:43,780
Why Tibet?
Tibet?
806
00:38:43,864 --> 00:38:45,324
Yeah. I don't know.
807
00:38:45,407 --> 00:38:47,200
It seems really beautiful,
you know, with all the-
808
00:38:47,326 --> 00:38:49,828
[Mock Chanting]
[Laughing]
809
00:38:49,911 --> 00:38:51,747
Will you shut up? Shut-
810
00:38:51,872 --> 00:38:54,916
The monuments and
mountains, you know? Mm-hmm.
811
00:38:55,042 --> 00:38:59,546
I don't know.
And the monks have achieved
such a high level of enlightenment...
812
00:38:59,630 --> 00:39:02,299
that they can, like,
float and shit, you know?
813
00:39:02,424 --> 00:39:06,053
So we would fit right in. We could
really mess with their heads as well.
814
00:39:06,178 --> 00:39:07,512
[Laughing]
[Laughing]
815
00:39:07,596 --> 00:39:10,098
Yeah, but, like, seriously,
I think we should go.
816
00:39:11,767 --> 00:39:16,355
It would be really cool.
Peaceful.
817
00:39:16,438 --> 00:39:19,900
No, I think it's a really good
idea. I actually would like to go.
818
00:39:19,983 --> 00:39:21,818
I'm down.
You down, Steve?
819
00:39:22,944 --> 00:39:24,696
What-
I don't know, man.
820
00:39:24,780 --> 00:39:27,949
There's no bikinis in Tibet. So I
don't know if I'm down with that.
821
00:39:28,075 --> 00:39:31,536
It was brilliant. Oh, it was so
amazing. She might have lost her job.
822
00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:34,790
Oh, shit, dude. I got my
mom's birthday. I gotta go.
823
00:39:34,915 --> 00:39:37,626
It's Aunt Deb's birthday today?
Yeah. I gotta go. I gotta go.
824
00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:40,879
Tell her I said hi.
Later, Matt.
825
00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:43,632
All right, what do you want to
do now? Where do you want to go?
826
00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:46,134
I don't know. I mean,
I don't want to go home.
827
00:39:46,218 --> 00:39:47,719
Oh, do you want
to go into the city?
828
00:39:47,844 --> 00:39:51,556
Nah, it's rush hour, bro. It's
gonna be so much traffic. So what?
829
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,350
Oh, yeah. That's right.
Duh! Let's go.
830
00:39:54,768 --> 00:39:56,728
♪♪[Stereo.. Pop]
831
00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:01,775
Oh, hey. Sorry, I just-
832
00:40:01,858 --> 00:40:03,318
Hi.
833
00:40:04,152 --> 00:40:05,821
Do you mind if I film you?
834
00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:09,324
Uh, a little bit. I don't really
like being on camera actually.
835
00:40:10,242 --> 00:40:13,203
Well, maybe it's,
like, exposure therapy.
836
00:40:13,286 --> 00:40:15,914
Yeah. No, I just came by
to give you something actually.
837
00:40:17,249 --> 00:40:18,667
You did?
Yeah.
838
00:40:20,168 --> 00:40:21,128
What?
839
00:40:21,211 --> 00:40:22,963
I was watching your, um-
840
00:40:24,339 --> 00:40:26,591
your-your-
you know, your blog?
841
00:40:26,675 --> 00:40:29,261
There's a drought
in the Central African Republic, right?
842
00:40:29,386 --> 00:40:32,431
Yeah. So I saw that and I thought it
seems pretty cool, and it's cheap too,
843
00:40:32,514 --> 00:40:34,015
so I thought why not?
844
00:40:35,475 --> 00:40:36,893
Totally.
Yeah.
845
00:40:37,018 --> 00:40:41,940
[Phone Beeps] Yeah, I can tell that
you're really global and big picture,
846
00:40:42,065 --> 00:40:44,651
concerned about
that kind of stuff. Yeah.
847
00:40:46,111 --> 00:40:49,156
You know, Matt, you
can just mail this yourself.
848
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:50,699
I'm not your mom.
849
00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:52,451
Okay. I mean, I just-
850
00:40:52,534 --> 00:40:55,412
What is this?
Is this, like, the new you?
851
00:40:55,996 --> 00:40:58,915
You got too smart to have fun
in eighth grade. So now what?
852
00:40:58,999 --> 00:41:00,000
No.
853
00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:01,543
Casey, Casey, Casey,
Casey, Casey, Casey.
854
00:41:01,626 --> 00:41:05,130
Listen, listen. Can I
just talk to you for a second?
855
00:41:05,255 --> 00:41:07,132
Can I just tell you something?
Mm-hmm.
856
00:41:07,215 --> 00:41:10,010
I just- I-I-
857
00:41:10,093 --> 00:41:12,846
I just want you to know
I'm not, you know, who I was- now.
858
00:41:12,929 --> 00:41:14,723
You know, I'm cool.
I'm just-
859
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:16,683
You're cool?
860
00:41:16,767 --> 00:41:20,312
High school popularity just seemed
like this weird backward contest,
861
00:41:20,395 --> 00:41:22,314
and I thought since
I knew that, I could just-
862
00:41:22,397 --> 00:41:24,566
That made you better
than everybody else.
863
00:41:24,649 --> 00:41:25,776
No. No, no, no.
864
00:41:25,901 --> 00:41:28,111
I know what you mean. I
would separate myself from that.
865
00:41:28,236 --> 00:41:29,529
I get it.
You get it?
866
00:41:29,613 --> 00:41:30,906
Mm-hmm.
867
00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:33,825
I know it sounds weird.
I just wanted you to know that.
868
00:41:33,909 --> 00:41:35,535
To know that you're cool.
869
00:41:35,619 --> 00:41:37,329
Wow, I really screwed this up.
870
00:41:40,165 --> 00:41:41,917
Not as much
as you might think.
871
00:41:42,042 --> 00:41:43,251
Really?
Good-bye.
872
00:41:43,335 --> 00:41:44,753
Casey-
I gotta go. Bye.
873
00:41:45,796 --> 00:41:47,255
[Matt Groans]
Come on.
874
00:41:48,715 --> 00:41:52,344
[Steve] Dude! When
did you start doing this?
875
00:41:52,469 --> 00:41:53,845
Like, since when?
What, with the camera?
876
00:41:53,929 --> 00:41:55,347
Yes, with the camera.
Um-
877
00:41:55,430 --> 00:41:57,265
I don't know. It's been
a little while, I guess.
878
00:41:57,349 --> 00:41:59,142
See- Oh.
I can't do that.
879
00:41:59,226 --> 00:42:01,394
I can't do stuff
that requires finesse.
880
00:42:01,478 --> 00:42:04,606
I tried to type my name out yesterday,
and I cracked my keyboard in half.
881
00:42:04,689 --> 00:42:08,860
No, dude. It's really easy. You
just- You think that you're holding it.
882
00:42:08,944 --> 00:42:10,111
[Both Chuckling]
883
00:42:10,612 --> 00:42:13,990
Whoo!
[High-pitched Barking]
884
00:42:14,074 --> 00:42:15,659
[Both Laughing]
885
00:42:15,742 --> 00:42:17,953
Mom's, like, never home anymore.
886
00:42:19,329 --> 00:42:23,083
I mean, you saw
how my dad is. He's just... quiet.
887
00:42:23,792 --> 00:42:25,544
Sits around.
888
00:42:25,627 --> 00:42:29,798
And it's pointless to talk to him about it
'cause he's got... nothing to say.
889
00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:33,009
See, it's different,
'cause you've always had friends,
890
00:42:33,093 --> 00:42:36,429
and people want to talk to you
and be around you.
891
00:42:36,513 --> 00:42:39,432
I never had any of that.
I mean, before this,
892
00:42:39,558 --> 00:42:43,186
I barely even hung out with Matt, and he's
my cousin. [Sirens Wailing In Distance]
893
00:42:43,270 --> 00:42:45,063
We were close
when we were little, but-
894
00:42:46,731 --> 00:42:49,359
I don't know. In high
school, everything changed.
895
00:42:49,442 --> 00:42:52,237
Ever been
to the Space Needle?
896
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,948
Yep. When I was, like, five.
897
00:42:55,031 --> 00:42:56,616
[Grunting]
898
00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:58,034
It's for tourists.
899
00:42:59,119 --> 00:43:02,330
Well, I don't know.
I mean, I went, um-
900
00:43:02,831 --> 00:43:04,708
I think I was, like, seven-
901
00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:08,670
with my dad one time and-
902
00:43:10,171 --> 00:43:12,257
I don't know.
It was actually a really good day.
903
00:43:13,049 --> 00:43:14,926
You remember that?
904
00:43:16,011 --> 00:43:17,929
Yeah.
Actually, I do.
905
00:43:20,557 --> 00:43:22,267
You know, I've been
meaning to ask you.
906
00:43:22,767 --> 00:43:24,728
Winter break is coming up.
907
00:43:25,604 --> 00:43:27,439
You should do
the talent show with me.
908
00:43:28,815 --> 00:43:30,108
No way.
909
00:43:30,191 --> 00:43:32,319
Why not? It'd be good for you
to get out there, you know.
910
00:43:32,444 --> 00:43:35,739
Meet some people, meet some
girls. Dude, I'm not- It's just not-
911
00:43:37,032 --> 00:43:39,075
What? Look, I'm
just really shy, okay?
912
00:43:39,159 --> 00:43:43,705
And I don't-
I don't even have any talents, so-
913
00:43:43,788 --> 00:43:46,833
What are you talking about,
you don't have- You have talent.
914
00:43:48,710 --> 00:43:50,378
You've got talent.
915
00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:54,132
Oh, dude, no way.
916
00:43:54,257 --> 00:43:56,718
[Chuckles] [Mother
] You look handsome.
917
00:43:56,843 --> 00:43:59,846
[Coughing]
Thanks, yes. Steve-
918
00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:05,894
[Coughing Continues] let me
borrow some of his clothes
to make me look cool or whatever.
919
00:44:06,686 --> 00:44:09,898
I'm glad you're spending
so much time with your friends.
920
00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:13,276
Yeah. Yeah, me too.
921
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:19,366
[Man On TV Indistinct]
922
00:44:24,746 --> 00:44:26,623
[Father] Hey. What?
923
00:44:29,584 --> 00:44:31,086
How are you getting to school?
924
00:44:32,754 --> 00:44:35,590
I don't know what you mean.
Don't bullshit me, you idiot.
925
00:44:36,257 --> 00:44:39,344
Matt doesn't come.
He doesn't drive up.
926
00:44:40,387 --> 00:44:43,598
You leave the house. Who the
hell's giving you rides to school?
927
00:44:44,641 --> 00:44:47,727
M-Matt.
All right. You know what?
928
00:44:47,811 --> 00:44:48,979
You're lying.
929
00:44:51,773 --> 00:44:55,110
You're up to something,
and you can't hide it.
930
00:44:55,902 --> 00:44:58,530
You think
you can just slink, hmm?
931
00:44:58,613 --> 00:45:00,865
Sneak in, sneak around
my house, smiling?
932
00:45:01,992 --> 00:45:03,410
[Chuckles]
933
00:45:03,952 --> 00:45:05,328
I'm onto your shit.
934
00:45:06,746 --> 00:45:09,457
[Crowd Noise] [Matt] How do
you even work this stupid thing?
935
00:45:11,710 --> 00:45:14,295
[Applause]
Ah! And we're in business.
936
00:45:15,422 --> 00:45:19,009
♪♪ [Heavy Metal]
937
00:45:22,262 --> 00:45:24,597
♪♪[On Speakers.. Hip-hop]
938
00:45:26,349 --> 00:45:29,185
♪♪ [Classical]
[Audience Laughing]
939
00:45:29,269 --> 00:45:31,896
[Boy]
♪ La, la, la, la, la! ♪
940
00:45:31,980 --> 00:45:33,606
[Audience Jeering]
941
00:45:33,690 --> 00:45:35,900
♪♪ [Continues]
942
00:45:35,984 --> 00:45:37,027
[Casey]
Boo!
943
00:45:37,861 --> 00:45:40,238
Hey. [Chuckles] Hi.
944
00:45:40,321 --> 00:45:42,490
Um, what are you doing here?
945
00:45:43,158 --> 00:45:46,536
I'm filming for the talent show.
946
00:45:47,495 --> 00:45:51,207
Matt Garetty is filming for
the talent show. Yes, I am.
947
00:45:51,291 --> 00:45:52,584
[Chuckles]
Wow.
948
00:45:52,667 --> 00:45:54,419
[Jeering Continues]
949
00:45:54,502 --> 00:45:57,338
What is this, some kind of
newfound school spirit?
950
00:45:57,464 --> 00:45:59,257
How do you like it, huh?
Being on camera? [Feedback]
951
00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:01,301
- I actually don't mind being on camera.
- Oh. Here we go.
952
00:46:01,384 --> 00:46:03,011
Ladies and gentlemen,
now coming to the stage-
953
00:46:03,136 --> 00:46:07,265
[Casey] Um, hello?
Steve Montgomery.
954
00:46:07,348 --> 00:46:09,100
You're probably gonna
want to get this on camera.
955
00:46:09,225 --> 00:46:12,979
♪♪[Rock] [Steve] C.V. High,
you guys ready for a talent show?
956
00:46:13,063 --> 00:46:14,939
[Cheering]
957
00:46:15,023 --> 00:46:18,026
All my underclassmen, come on. Make
some noise. That's not loud enough.
958
00:46:18,109 --> 00:46:19,277
[Cheering]
959
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:21,905
How about my upperclassmen?
Come on. Make some noise!
960
00:46:21,988 --> 00:46:23,073
[Cheering]
[Boy] Yeah, Steve!
961
00:46:23,198 --> 00:46:26,951
Let me hear it from my seniors,
class of 2012! [Loud Cheering]
962
00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:31,331
Yeah. Shh.
963
00:46:31,456 --> 00:46:36,294
Now I want you guys to give it up for the
young and very talented Mr. Andrew Detmer.
964
00:46:36,377 --> 00:46:38,922
[Scattered Applause, Boos]
♪♪[instrumental]
965
00:46:39,047 --> 00:46:42,300
[Matt] And you're on.
Oh, my God.
966
00:46:42,425 --> 00:46:45,970
[Steve] Let's go, let's
go! [Casey Laughs] Oh.
967
00:46:46,054 --> 00:46:48,431
Look at your cousin
in his little suit.
968
00:46:48,515 --> 00:46:51,059
[Audience Jeering, Booing]
969
00:46:54,145 --> 00:46:55,146
[Female Student]
Really?
970
00:46:55,230 --> 00:46:57,524
[Casey]
Matt, what's he doing?
971
00:46:57,607 --> 00:46:59,359
Just watch.
972
00:46:59,442 --> 00:47:00,819
[Male Student]
Good luck!
973
00:47:00,902 --> 00:47:03,321
[Female Student]
Show us some talent!
974
00:47:03,404 --> 00:47:05,698
♪♪[Continues]
975
00:47:05,824 --> 00:47:08,326
[Audience Laughs]
[Casey Laughs]
976
00:47:09,077 --> 00:47:11,663
[Scattered Applause]
[No Audible Dialogue]
977
00:47:14,749 --> 00:47:16,584
[Female Student]
Fifty-two Pickup! Pick 'em up!
978
00:47:17,544 --> 00:47:20,922
[Audience Gasps]
[Casey] No way!
979
00:47:22,173 --> 00:47:24,134
[Loud Cheering]
980
00:47:24,217 --> 00:47:27,178
[Matt]
Yeah!
981
00:47:27,262 --> 00:47:28,805
Whoo!
982
00:47:29,305 --> 00:47:31,099
Go, Andrew!
983
00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:33,268
[Casey]
What? What?
984
00:47:34,727 --> 00:47:37,689
[Audience Laughing]
985
00:47:37,772 --> 00:47:40,525
[Applause]
986
00:47:40,650 --> 00:47:42,986
Are they gonna walk on that?
[Matt] What do you think?
987
00:47:43,069 --> 00:47:47,198
♪♪[Continues]
[Girls Chattering]
988
00:47:50,994 --> 00:47:53,580
[Audience Gasps] Whoa.
He's got it. He's got it. He's got it.
989
00:47:55,290 --> 00:47:56,958
Easy.
990
00:47:57,041 --> 00:47:58,543
Yeah, you got it.
991
00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:00,837
[Casey]
Holy crap!
992
00:48:01,921 --> 00:48:04,883
Yeah! Cakewalk!
[Loud Applause]
993
00:48:04,966 --> 00:48:07,802
[Steve]
Give it up, give it up, give it up!
994
00:48:08,553 --> 00:48:12,390
[Casey Squeals]
Oh, my God. Andrew is so amazing.
995
00:48:14,767 --> 00:48:16,519
♪♪[Continues]
996
00:48:16,603 --> 00:48:19,647
Whoa!
[Laughs]
997
00:48:19,772 --> 00:48:22,692
[Loud Cheering]
Give it up! Let's go!
998
00:48:22,817 --> 00:48:25,862
Seriously, how are they
doing this? I don't know.
999
00:48:27,155 --> 00:48:28,406
Magic.
1000
00:48:31,159 --> 00:48:33,203
[Cheering Continues]
Whoo!
1001
00:48:33,328 --> 00:48:35,872
[Casey] That
was amazing! Yeah!
1002
00:48:35,997 --> 00:48:40,501
[Casey] Whoo! Whoo! Andrew!
1003
00:48:40,627 --> 00:48:45,798
Oh, my God. I can see your head is,
like, exploding right now. [Andrew] What?
1004
00:48:45,882 --> 00:48:49,552
This is the beginning of your
downfall. Hubris. Right there.
1005
00:48:50,637 --> 00:48:52,764
What's hubris?
Ha, ha, ha.
1006
00:48:52,889 --> 00:48:55,058
No, what does "hubris"
mean, Matt? Seriously?
1007
00:48:55,850 --> 00:48:58,102
What does "seriously" mean?
What? I'm-
1008
00:48:58,311 --> 00:49:01,022
Get in there. Don't push
me, dude. I'm going.
1009
00:49:01,105 --> 00:49:03,066
Your fans await.
You're the man of the hour.
1010
00:49:03,191 --> 00:49:05,401
Look at this house!
Oh, sick!
1011
00:49:05,526 --> 00:49:07,779
Dude, this place looks huge.
I know.
1012
00:49:07,904 --> 00:49:09,072
It's enormous.
Dude.
1013
00:49:09,155 --> 00:49:10,573
[Steve]
Matt! Andrew!
1014
00:49:10,698 --> 00:49:12,325
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Steve! Oh, my God!
1015
00:49:12,450 --> 00:49:15,119
Everybody's freaking out. Come on,
man. Everybody's been waiting for you.
1016
00:49:16,412 --> 00:49:18,289
V.I.P. coming through.
Coming through!
1017
00:49:18,373 --> 00:49:20,333
Andrew Copperfield
coming through!
1018
00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:22,460
Make way, make way.
1019
00:49:23,544 --> 00:49:25,797
Matt, come this way.
Drew, over here.
1020
00:49:27,382 --> 00:49:29,801
Andrew Detmer's
in the house!
1021
00:49:29,884 --> 00:49:33,596
♪♪[Hip-hop On Speakers]
1022
00:49:33,721 --> 00:49:37,183
[Andrew] How are you
feeling? I'm-I'm- I'm doing good.
1023
00:49:37,267 --> 00:49:39,936
Yeah? Are you sure? Are
you sure? [Girl] Hey. Hey.
1024
00:49:40,019 --> 00:49:40,937
Hello.
Andrew.
1025
00:49:41,062 --> 00:49:43,606
Magic is so hot.
Oh, wow. Thanks.
1026
00:49:43,731 --> 00:49:47,944
So, do you not
remember me at all? Um-
1027
00:49:48,027 --> 00:49:49,779
Monica, right? Monica.
Yes!
1028
00:49:49,862 --> 00:49:52,615
...setting the camera down.
I'm setting the camera down.
1029
00:49:52,740 --> 00:49:53,658
What-
Oh.
1030
00:49:53,783 --> 00:49:55,785
Oh. [Singsong] Excuse me.
1031
00:49:55,910 --> 00:49:58,371
Have you ever played
that, over there? [Chanting]
1032
00:49:58,454 --> 00:50:00,957
Uh, no. I have never
played that, over there.
1033
00:50:01,082 --> 00:50:02,667
No?
Never.
1034
00:50:02,792 --> 00:50:04,961
I bet you're good at it.
Uh-
1035
00:50:05,086 --> 00:50:07,588
What, you just throw the
ball into the cups? Yep. Yep.
1036
00:50:07,714 --> 00:50:11,676
I actually could be good
at that right now. Yeah?
1037
00:50:11,801 --> 00:50:13,094
Maybe.
Let's find out.
1038
00:50:13,219 --> 00:50:14,429
No, no, no, no, no.
Come on!
1039
00:50:14,554 --> 00:50:15,972
What?
Come on.
1040
00:50:16,097 --> 00:50:17,432
Okay, okay.
Come on.
1041
00:50:17,515 --> 00:50:18,683
Okay, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
1042
00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:21,519
There you are.
[Clicks Tongue]
1043
00:50:21,602 --> 00:50:23,980
[Cheering]
1044
00:50:24,063 --> 00:50:25,481
Amazing.
1045
00:50:25,565 --> 00:50:27,525
[Steve]
That's what I'm talking about.
1046
00:50:27,608 --> 00:50:29,277
♪♪[Continues]
1047
00:50:32,030 --> 00:50:33,698
[Cheering]
1048
00:50:36,951 --> 00:50:38,703
[Cheering]
1049
00:50:43,082 --> 00:50:45,585
[Matt]
Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
1050
00:50:45,668 --> 00:50:47,211
Hey, where is Andrew anyway?
1051
00:50:47,295 --> 00:50:49,005
Oh.
[Chuckles]
1052
00:50:49,839 --> 00:50:52,925
Andrew's upstairs with the girl
with the pink hair.
1053
00:50:53,009 --> 00:50:54,719
What, like, they went together?
1054
00:50:54,802 --> 00:50:58,014
That's my boy. Of course they went
together. What are you talking 'bout?
1055
00:50:58,097 --> 00:51:00,308
Hey, Andrew.
I hope you're seeing this.
1056
00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:02,560
Congratulations, sir.
1057
00:51:02,643 --> 00:51:04,437
I just wanted you to know, dude-
1058
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:08,232
I was really worried about you
before all this, you know?
1059
00:51:08,316 --> 00:51:11,903
But, dude, things are gonna get
so much better for you now.
1060
00:51:11,986 --> 00:51:14,572
I really, really feel that.
1061
00:51:14,655 --> 00:51:17,492
And I want you to know
I love you, you know?
1062
00:51:17,575 --> 00:51:20,244
I love you, man.
It's you and me.
1063
00:51:20,328 --> 00:51:24,332
It's Detmer and Garetty,
extended family for life.
1064
00:51:24,415 --> 00:51:25,375
[Splashes]
[Girl Yelps]
1065
00:51:25,500 --> 00:51:27,543
Oh, sorry. Sorry. [Girl]
No, man. Excuse yourself.
1066
00:51:27,668 --> 00:51:30,922
♪♪[Continues]
[Cheering]
1067
00:51:31,005 --> 00:51:32,673
Oh, man.
1068
00:51:32,799 --> 00:51:37,095
When did I become the one who's
out here filming myself? Hey, Matt.
1069
00:51:37,178 --> 00:51:40,264
Oh, hey. Hey, Casey.
1070
00:51:40,348 --> 00:51:42,183
So what are you filming?
1071
00:51:42,266 --> 00:51:44,102
Uh, it's just a thing.
1072
00:51:44,185 --> 00:51:46,771
It's not like
eye of the storm or anything.
1073
00:51:46,854 --> 00:51:50,149
Hey, I wanted to-
I wanted to tell you...
1074
00:51:50,233 --> 00:51:52,652
I've really been-
It's been making me think a lot.
1075
00:51:52,735 --> 00:51:55,071
I've been kind of
thinking about it in my-
1076
00:51:55,154 --> 00:51:57,073
No, I have. Like, in my life.
1077
00:51:57,156 --> 00:51:59,659
I've been thinking, if I applied myself,
what I could do.
1078
00:51:59,742 --> 00:52:01,911
I could really-
I could change the world.
1079
00:52:02,036 --> 00:52:04,622
I mean, it's really been-
You're drunk.
1080
00:52:04,705 --> 00:52:06,290
What?
1081
00:52:06,416 --> 00:52:09,585
[Chuckles]
Hey, Casey?
1082
00:52:09,669 --> 00:52:13,464
I've basically been stalking you
since, like, sophomore year.
1083
00:52:13,548 --> 00:52:15,758
Sorry, use of the word "stalking."
I shouldn't have said-
1084
00:52:15,842 --> 00:52:17,468
You want to get out of here?
1085
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:19,971
Yeah.
Yeah?
1086
00:52:20,054 --> 00:52:21,556
Yes. Yes, definitely.
1087
00:52:21,639 --> 00:52:24,809
Uh, I have to drop off
the camera first though.
1088
00:52:26,602 --> 00:52:27,854
♪♪[Continues]
1089
00:52:27,937 --> 00:52:31,566
Okay, you guys are getting ready
to witness history, all right?
1090
00:52:31,649 --> 00:52:34,527
I'm like a proud dad right now
because behind these doors,
1091
00:52:34,610 --> 00:52:37,071
Andrew Detmer becomes a man.
1092
00:52:39,449 --> 00:52:41,325
He's a little boy behind there.
He's scared.
1093
00:52:41,409 --> 00:52:42,952
He's like a butterfly,
getting ready to emerge-
1094
00:52:43,077 --> 00:52:45,371
[Monica] Oh, God! from a
cocoon or some shit like that.
1095
00:52:45,455 --> 00:52:47,457
Disgusting weirdo!
1096
00:52:47,582 --> 00:52:49,625
Wait. What happened?
Ha-ha. Okay-
1097
00:52:49,750 --> 00:52:51,461
Is that-
Out of my way now!
1098
00:52:51,586 --> 00:52:53,838
Oh, man. [Andrew]
Monica, what happened?
1099
00:52:53,921 --> 00:52:56,883
Drew! Drew! It's okay,
man. Don't worry about it.
1100
00:52:57,008 --> 00:52:58,843
Look, it happens to the
best of us, okay? Dude!
1101
00:52:58,926 --> 00:53:00,428
You had
a little too much to drink-
1102
00:53:00,553 --> 00:53:03,473
You- Oh. Oh. Whoa, buddy.
1103
00:53:03,598 --> 00:53:05,349
The hell's going on, dude?
Why are you laughing?
1104
00:53:05,433 --> 00:53:06,976
Aw, man.
All over my jacket.
1105
00:53:07,101 --> 00:53:09,437
Stop. Stop laughing.
What are you talking about?
1106
00:53:09,562 --> 00:53:12,565
It's cool, man.
No, it's not cool, Steve. Stop.
1107
00:53:12,690 --> 00:53:15,526
Stop what? It's cool, man.
Will you just get out of here?
1108
00:53:15,651 --> 00:53:17,278
Get out! What's your
problem? Drew, Drew!
1109
00:53:17,403 --> 00:53:18,988
You think this is funny?
No, I'm not laughing-
1110
00:53:19,071 --> 00:53:20,031
Get out!
1111
00:53:24,076 --> 00:53:29,207
[Mother Coughing]
1112
00:53:44,805 --> 00:53:47,850
[Coughing Continues]
1113
00:53:54,357 --> 00:53:56,275
Dad!
[Thunderclap]
1114
00:53:56,359 --> 00:54:01,155
[Mother] Andrew!
Please! I need my medicine.
1115
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:04,951
Mom's in pain, all right?
She needs her pills! Where are you?
1116
00:54:05,034 --> 00:54:08,621
[Mother Screaming]
1117
00:54:08,746 --> 00:54:12,959
[Andrew] Where are you?
[Coughing Continues]
1118
00:54:16,629 --> 00:54:17,547
Dad!
1119
00:54:17,672 --> 00:54:23,511
Hoarding a $500 camera while your mom dies
in there? I mean, how selfish can you be?
1120
00:54:27,723 --> 00:54:29,225
I went through your camera.
1121
00:54:31,644 --> 00:54:33,145
What did you see?
1122
00:54:34,647 --> 00:54:36,649
Just you being a loser.
1123
00:54:37,984 --> 00:54:39,986
You think that those people
are your friends?
1124
00:54:40,987 --> 00:54:43,281
Huh? They're not.
1125
00:54:43,364 --> 00:54:45,032
You're an embarrassment.
1126
00:54:45,866 --> 00:54:48,911
You're running around this town,
spending my money.
1127
00:54:48,995 --> 00:54:50,538
Look at me
when I'm talking to you!
1128
00:54:50,621 --> 00:54:52,790
I didn't spend any
of your money, Richard.
1129
00:54:52,873 --> 00:54:55,876
'Cause I don't have
a dime to spend.
1130
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,462
Every last cent-
Look at me!
1131
00:54:58,588 --> 00:55:01,048
Every last cent goes to
school for you- School?
1132
00:55:01,173 --> 00:55:03,259
And medication for your mother.
I go to a public school!
1133
00:55:03,384 --> 00:55:06,387
I can't even pay for a goddamn- You
don't pay for a public school, you idiot!
1134
00:55:08,097 --> 00:55:09,807
What did you call me?
1135
00:55:09,890 --> 00:55:11,601
Did you call me
an idiot, you shit?
1136
00:55:11,684 --> 00:55:13,811
Did you call me an idiot? Huh?
1137
00:55:14,854 --> 00:55:16,480
You piece of shit!
1138
00:55:16,564 --> 00:55:19,692
Get up. I said get up!
1139
00:55:19,775 --> 00:55:21,027
Get up!
1140
00:55:21,110 --> 00:55:22,361
[Grunts]
[Rumbling]
1141
00:55:22,445 --> 00:55:23,696
[Andrew Shouts]
1142
00:55:24,697 --> 00:55:26,490
I could crush you,
you know that? Stop it!
1143
00:55:26,574 --> 00:55:29,118
Crush you! Get- [Grunts]
1144
00:55:29,201 --> 00:55:30,536
[Rumbling]
1145
00:55:31,787 --> 00:55:33,873
[Groaning]
1146
00:55:42,548 --> 00:55:45,593
[Whimpering]
1147
00:55:53,601 --> 00:55:55,186
[Rumbling Grows Louder]
1148
00:55:56,604 --> 00:55:59,106
[Whispering] So Matt's been in
the bathroom for, like, 20 minutes...
1149
00:55:59,190 --> 00:56:01,275
after spending the night
at my house.
1150
00:56:02,193 --> 00:56:04,403
Yes. It happened.
[Laughs]
1151
00:56:04,487 --> 00:56:06,197
So we're just gonna sneak
into the bathroom...
1152
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,783
and catch this moment
for posterity.
1153
00:56:11,327 --> 00:56:13,120
Oh, my God, Matt. Oh. [Coughs]
1154
00:56:13,204 --> 00:56:15,956
Can we not do the camera thing
right now, please?
1155
00:56:16,082 --> 00:56:18,250
What happened?
[Sighs]
1156
00:56:18,334 --> 00:56:21,087
Uh- It just started
out of nowhere.
1157
00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:23,923
[Exhales]
1158
00:56:24,048 --> 00:56:26,300
My head hurts really bad.
[Chuckles] [Cell Phone Rings]
1159
00:56:27,510 --> 00:56:29,720
That's probably Steve
calling your cell again.
1160
00:56:29,804 --> 00:56:31,514
I'll call him back later.
1161
00:56:31,639 --> 00:56:33,182
I think it's time to take-
[Screams]
1162
00:56:33,307 --> 00:56:35,059
Matt! Matt! Come on! Oh,
wow. I did not expect this.
1163
00:56:35,184 --> 00:56:36,018
Give me my-
Whoa!
1164
00:56:37,436 --> 00:56:40,189
[Thunder Rumbling]
[Andrew Sobbing]
1165
00:56:44,985 --> 00:56:47,738
[Steve]
Hey! Hey, asshole!
1166
00:56:47,822 --> 00:56:49,407
What are you doing up here?
1167
00:56:49,490 --> 00:56:51,158
Just leave me alone,
Steve!
1168
00:56:51,242 --> 00:56:53,619
You can't be up here, dude.
This isn't safe.
1169
00:56:53,702 --> 00:56:55,329
I don't want to talk to anyone.
1170
00:56:55,413 --> 00:56:57,581
Bro, what are you
doing up here?
1171
00:56:57,665 --> 00:56:59,291
Leave me alone!
1172
00:57:00,209 --> 00:57:02,586
How did you find me?
[Thunderclap]
1173
00:57:02,670 --> 00:57:05,131
I don't know, man.
My nose was bleeding.
1174
00:57:05,214 --> 00:57:06,757
I heard your voice
or something like-
1175
00:57:06,841 --> 00:57:08,676
What the hell
happened to your face?
1176
00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:10,594
Nothing, man.
Just leave me alone.
1177
00:57:10,678 --> 00:57:13,305
No, dude, that's not nothing.
That- Your dad!
1178
00:57:13,389 --> 00:57:15,975
Your dad beat the shit out of you.
He can't do that to you now.
1179
00:57:16,058 --> 00:57:18,310
Will you stop acting
like you give a shit?
1180
00:57:18,394 --> 00:57:21,647
Dude. Why are you talking to
me like this? I'm your best friend.
1181
00:57:21,730 --> 00:57:23,774
I don't have any friends!
1182
00:57:23,858 --> 00:57:25,860
You were never my friend
before any of this.
1183
00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:28,654
I hang out with you and Matt,
like, every day!
1184
00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:32,741
We're supposed to fly
around the world together.
Don't you- Do you remember that?
1185
00:57:32,867 --> 00:57:35,244
You think I'm- Stop!
Just stop talking to me!
1186
00:57:35,369 --> 00:57:37,621
Why won't you just leave
me alone? Come on, man.
1187
00:57:37,705 --> 00:57:40,291
[Audio Distorting] Steve, I'm
telling you, get away from me!
1188
00:57:40,374 --> 00:57:43,252
Get away from me now!
Please!
1189
00:57:43,335 --> 00:57:45,337
[Screaming]
1190
00:57:46,505 --> 00:57:48,507
[Audio Stops]
1191
00:57:48,632 --> 00:57:55,181
[Hushed Chattering]
[Woman] ♪ Amazing grace ♪
1192
00:57:55,264 --> 00:58:01,562
♪ How sweet the sound ♪
1193
00:58:02,605 --> 00:58:12,031
♪ That saved a wretch like me ♪
1194
00:58:14,575 --> 00:58:17,870
♪ I once- ♪♪
1195
00:58:17,953 --> 00:58:21,665
[Man] ...who, by the power
of God, are safeguarded in faith.
1196
00:58:21,790 --> 00:58:24,585
Even though you do not
see him now, [Girl Crying]
1197
00:58:24,668 --> 00:58:28,172
you rejoice with an indescribable
and glorious joy...
1198
00:58:28,881 --> 00:58:31,217
as you attain the goal
of your faith-
1199
00:58:31,300 --> 00:58:33,219
the salvation of your soul.
1200
00:58:35,387 --> 00:58:37,264
[Matt] What are you
doing? You filming graves?
1201
00:58:38,807 --> 00:58:41,310
I don't get it.
What do you care?
1202
00:58:41,393 --> 00:58:43,979
You haven't been returning my calls.
Why aren't you returning my calls?
1203
00:58:44,772 --> 00:58:46,190
I've been busy.
No, you haven't.
1204
00:58:46,273 --> 00:58:47,858
Why aren't you
returning my calls?
1205
00:58:47,942 --> 00:58:49,401
I just don't feel like talking.
1206
00:58:49,527 --> 00:58:51,529
Turn off the camera.
No.
1207
00:58:51,612 --> 00:58:53,697
Andrew.
Andrew, turn off the camera.
1208
00:58:54,907 --> 00:58:57,201
Andrew? How did he
get struck by lightning...
1209
00:58:57,284 --> 00:58:59,495
during a storm with no
recorded lightning strikes?
1210
00:59:00,871 --> 00:59:01,997
How?
1211
00:59:02,081 --> 00:59:04,041
And they found Steve
out in the middle of a field.
1212
00:59:04,166 --> 00:59:07,169
Why would Steve go out in the middle of
a field during a lightning storm, Andrew?
1213
00:59:07,294 --> 00:59:08,420
I don't know.
Why? What?
1214
00:59:08,504 --> 00:59:10,172
I don't know
what happened, Matt!
1215
00:59:10,256 --> 00:59:11,840
I don't believe you, okay?
I don't believe you.
1216
00:59:11,966 --> 00:59:14,218
I want you to turn off the
camera and talk to me. Why?
1217
00:59:14,343 --> 00:59:17,012
'Cause I want to have a conversation
with you. Don't tell me what to do, Matt.
1218
00:59:17,096 --> 00:59:19,265
You can't tell me what to do!
Don't ever tell-
1219
00:59:19,390 --> 00:59:21,141
Give me- Shut it off!
Get off of me!
1220
00:59:22,309 --> 00:59:25,229
[Breathing Heavily]
1221
00:59:25,312 --> 00:59:27,523
Andrew-
Are you joking right now?
1222
00:59:27,606 --> 00:59:30,484
Is this a joke to you? I-
1223
00:59:36,574 --> 00:59:38,075
What did you do, Andrew?
1224
00:59:38,158 --> 00:59:39,827
What did you do?
1225
00:59:40,911 --> 00:59:42,538
Who am I supposed
to tell about this?
1226
00:59:42,621 --> 00:59:45,583
Who do I talk to?
Who do I talk to about this?
1227
00:59:45,666 --> 00:59:48,669
Why won't you just tell me
what happened, Andrew?
1228
00:59:50,713 --> 00:59:53,757
[Sniffling]
[Siren Wailing In Distance]
1229
00:59:55,467 --> 00:59:57,803
[Liquid Sloshing]
1230
01:00:01,682 --> 01:00:03,684
Please believe me, Steve.
1231
01:00:05,019 --> 01:00:07,104
Please, it's just I-
1232
01:00:07,187 --> 01:00:09,064
I don't know what I did. I-
1233
01:00:09,148 --> 01:00:11,400
I lost control, and-
1234
01:00:12,067 --> 01:00:13,986
[Crying]
and I'm so sorry.
1235
01:00:15,154 --> 01:00:18,949
This thing is just becoming
a part of me now,
1236
01:00:19,033 --> 01:00:20,701
and I don't-
1237
01:00:21,869 --> 01:00:23,370
I miss you, Steve.
1238
01:00:40,763 --> 01:00:44,391
[High-pitched Tone]
1239
01:00:44,475 --> 01:00:48,479
[Rumbling]
1240
01:00:48,562 --> 01:00:52,066
[Tone Continues]
1241
01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:55,527
[Rumbling Intensifies]
1242
01:01:05,329 --> 01:01:06,747
[Tone, Rumbling Cease]
1243
01:01:06,830 --> 01:01:09,708
[Birds Chirping]
[Insects Buzzing]
1244
01:01:12,795 --> 01:01:14,880
[Chattering]
[Whistle Blows]
1245
01:01:14,963 --> 01:01:17,466
[Coach] ...all the drills. Good.
We're all pretty good, right?
1246
01:01:17,549 --> 01:01:18,842
[Chanting]
Get ready. Go!
1247
01:01:18,926 --> 01:01:21,053
[Player] You guys?
Do not hesitate.
1248
01:01:22,471 --> 01:01:23,931
[Chattering]
1249
01:01:24,014 --> 01:01:25,766
Did you hear
who worked?
1250
01:01:30,854 --> 01:01:34,066
He was like- [Imitates
Retching] [Laughing]
1251
01:01:34,817 --> 01:01:38,362
Oh! Oh, Andrew!
[Imitates Retching]
1252
01:01:38,445 --> 01:01:40,239
[Laughing]
Dry off!
1253
01:01:40,322 --> 01:01:42,116
[Bell Rings]
[Giggling] Totally.
1254
01:01:44,952 --> 01:01:46,995
Hey, Wayne!
1255
01:01:47,121 --> 01:01:49,498
[Grunting]
[Girl Screaming]
1256
01:01:53,001 --> 01:01:56,547
Okay, so, see this one here?
1257
01:01:56,630 --> 01:01:59,591
This one I got really clean
'cause I did this little, like,
1258
01:01:59,675 --> 01:02:02,719
lasso thing around the root,
you know?
1259
01:02:02,803 --> 01:02:04,888
But then these two-
1260
01:02:04,972 --> 01:02:08,183
these, I did not get as good.
1261
01:02:08,267 --> 01:02:10,269
See how they're broken?
1262
01:02:10,352 --> 01:02:13,689
I think it's because I got them from
the middle, you know, instead of the root.
1263
01:02:13,772 --> 01:02:15,774
[Bell Rings]
Oh. Oh.
1264
01:02:16,817 --> 01:02:19,403
Oh. Sloppy.
1265
01:02:19,486 --> 01:02:22,281
I've been doing a lot of reading,
you know, like, online about, like-
1266
01:02:22,364 --> 01:02:25,534
just like evolution
and, like- and natural selection...
1267
01:02:25,617 --> 01:02:27,911
and how, like,
there's this thing, right?
1268
01:02:27,995 --> 01:02:30,622
It is called the apex predator,
right?
1269
01:02:30,706 --> 01:02:35,419
And basically what this is is the
strongest animal in the ecosystem, right?
1270
01:02:35,502 --> 01:02:37,880
And as human beings,
1271
01:02:37,963 --> 01:02:40,257
we are- we're considered
the apex predator,
1272
01:02:40,340 --> 01:02:43,594
but only because, like, smaller
animals can't feed on us...
1273
01:02:43,677 --> 01:02:45,387
because of weapons
and stuff, right?
1274
01:02:45,471 --> 01:02:50,142
The lion does not feel guilty
when it kills a gazelle. Right?
1275
01:02:50,225 --> 01:02:52,936
You do not feel guilty
when you squash a fly.
1276
01:02:55,481 --> 01:02:57,900
And I think
that means something.
1277
01:02:58,025 --> 01:03:01,653
[Cracking] I just think
that really means something.
1278
01:03:11,663 --> 01:03:14,625
[On Computer] This one I got really
clean 'cause I did this little, like,
1279
01:03:14,708 --> 01:03:16,210
lasso thing.
1280
01:03:20,339 --> 01:03:24,468
[Whooshing, Thumps] Andrew,
what happened at school? Huh?
1281
01:03:24,593 --> 01:03:27,095
I need to go and pick up my
mom's medication! Oh, yeah?
1282
01:03:27,179 --> 01:03:29,723
You're gonna break the rules again?
We're too strong for that now, Andrew!
1283
01:03:29,848 --> 01:03:32,434
If you did that, you know what
I'd have to do! You'd have to what?
1284
01:03:32,559 --> 01:03:34,561
You have to start thinking.
What would you have to do, Matt?
1285
01:03:34,645 --> 01:03:36,146
There are consequences
to what you do!
1286
01:03:36,271 --> 01:03:38,941
You could not do anything to me because
I am stronger than you. Stop that bullshit!
1287
01:03:39,066 --> 01:03:42,528
I know what you did.
I'm not gonna let you do it again!
I am not going to break your stupid rules!
1288
01:03:42,611 --> 01:03:47,407
Okay? So just screw off
and stay out of my life!
1289
01:03:52,079 --> 01:03:54,581
[Grunting]
1290
01:04:08,303 --> 01:04:10,889
[Karen Gasping]
1291
01:04:18,981 --> 01:04:21,191
I can't breathe.
1292
01:04:24,611 --> 01:04:26,154
Thank you.
1293
01:04:26,238 --> 01:04:28,824
[Heavy Breathing]
1294
01:04:28,949 --> 01:04:31,243
[Andrew] Karen
Detmer. Just one moment.
1295
01:04:31,326 --> 01:04:33,412
[Typing]
1296
01:04:33,495 --> 01:04:35,706
We're gonna need
a next-day delivery.
1297
01:04:35,789 --> 01:04:39,710
Co-pay on that is $750.83.
1298
01:04:39,835 --> 01:04:43,130
Well, I don't have all that. Son,
I told your dad, and I'll tell you.
1299
01:04:43,213 --> 01:04:45,966
You can pay up front, and
we can order next-day delivery.
1300
01:04:46,049 --> 01:04:48,594
Other than that, I
can't help you. Prick.
1301
01:04:48,802 --> 01:04:50,929
[Father] I don't give a
shit. Do whatever you want.
1302
01:05:03,150 --> 01:05:04,818
[Car Door Closes]
1303
01:05:09,823 --> 01:05:12,409
♪♪[Stereo.. Rock]
1304
01:05:12,492 --> 01:05:14,286
[Male Vocalist]
Oh!
1305
01:05:19,875 --> 01:05:23,003
♪ Ooh, yeah♪
1306
01:05:26,131 --> 01:05:28,925
♪ Ziggy played guitar ♪
1307
01:05:29,009 --> 01:05:32,429
♪ Jamming good
with Weird and Gilly ♪
1308
01:05:32,512 --> 01:05:35,474
♪ And the Spiders from Mars ♪
1309
01:05:35,557 --> 01:05:38,435
♪ He played it left hand ♪
1310
01:05:38,518 --> 01:05:41,355
♪ But made it too far ♪
1311
01:05:42,397 --> 01:05:45,484
♪ Became the special man ♪
1312
01:05:45,567 --> 01:05:49,655
♪ Then he could leave 'em to hang ♪
1313
01:05:49,738 --> 01:05:52,783
♪ They came on so loaded, man ♪
1314
01:05:52,866 --> 01:05:56,370
♪ Well-hung and snow-white tan ♪
1315
01:05:57,788 --> 01:06:00,791
♪ So where were the Spiders? ♪
1316
01:06:03,877 --> 01:06:05,379
[Muffled]
Hey.
1317
01:06:05,462 --> 01:06:07,089
Hey!
1318
01:06:07,214 --> 01:06:09,966
Give me all your money.
Uh, what? Who is that?
1319
01:06:10,050 --> 01:06:13,220
Doesn't matter who it is.
Just give me all your money or else.
1320
01:06:13,345 --> 01:06:15,514
Or else? Shit, man.
[Breathing, Echoing]
1321
01:06:16,682 --> 01:06:18,642
Shit, man. Is that Andrew?
1322
01:06:18,725 --> 01:06:21,103
It sounds kind of like Andrew
under there.
1323
01:06:21,186 --> 01:06:24,022
And you got Andrew's
broke-ass backpack on.
1324
01:06:24,147 --> 01:06:27,067
Oh, you got a gat?
I got a gat too, bitch.
1325
01:06:27,150 --> 01:06:28,902
[Screams]
1326
01:06:28,985 --> 01:06:30,529
Dude!
1327
01:06:33,115 --> 01:06:34,616
[Grunts]
1328
01:06:38,787 --> 01:06:40,622
Whoa, dude!
[Screaming]
1329
01:06:40,706 --> 01:06:42,457
[Thudding]
1330
01:07:09,609 --> 01:07:13,864
[Sirens Wailing]
1331
01:07:21,705 --> 01:07:23,707
[Sirens Wailing, Louder]
1332
01:07:36,511 --> 01:07:38,013
♪♪[Muzak]
1333
01:07:40,807 --> 01:07:42,309
[Panting]
1334
01:07:44,770 --> 01:07:46,229
[Grunts]
1335
01:07:46,313 --> 01:07:48,398
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on!
1336
01:07:48,482 --> 01:07:50,317
Come on, come on, come on!
1337
01:07:52,861 --> 01:07:54,362
[Mutters]
1338
01:07:59,284 --> 01:08:00,285
Hey!
1339
01:08:10,170 --> 01:08:12,130
[No Audio]
1340
01:08:26,144 --> 01:08:28,897
[Man] The camera needs to
stay on for our investigation.
1341
01:08:29,898 --> 01:08:31,733
[Father]
Jesus Christ.
1342
01:08:31,817 --> 01:08:34,361
Can I have a moment
alone with my son?
1343
01:08:34,444 --> 01:08:36,822
If he regains consciousness,
notify the officer outside.
1344
01:08:36,905 --> 01:08:38,073
Yeah, yeah.
1345
01:08:41,326 --> 01:08:42,994
[Monitor Beeping]
1346
01:08:44,621 --> 01:08:46,915
[Quiet Sobbing]
1347
01:09:04,516 --> 01:09:07,519
[Crying]
1348
01:09:13,149 --> 01:09:15,652
Oh!
[Crying Continues]
1349
01:09:20,907 --> 01:09:22,242
[Grunts]
1350
01:09:25,954 --> 01:09:27,914
Your mother's dead.
1351
01:09:34,379 --> 01:09:36,882
She died last night
while I was out looking for you.
1352
01:09:41,970 --> 01:09:44,222
I came home, and, uh,
1353
01:09:46,766 --> 01:09:49,185
she was there
in her bed.
1354
01:09:49,269 --> 01:09:51,771
If I just could have
been there for her.
1355
01:09:54,274 --> 01:09:57,277
I was always there for her when
you were out screwing around.
1356
01:09:58,445 --> 01:10:00,405
And this one time-
1357
01:10:01,573 --> 01:10:04,618
this... one time...
1358
01:10:04,701 --> 01:10:08,079
that she needed me,
and you took me away!
1359
01:10:08,163 --> 01:10:10,498
I want you
to apologize to me.
1360
01:10:14,461 --> 01:10:18,006
I know you can hear me, so I
want you to sit up right now...
1361
01:10:18,089 --> 01:10:19,758
and apologize to me.
1362
01:10:20,675 --> 01:10:23,470
You selfish,
selfish asshole!
1363
01:10:23,553 --> 01:10:25,388
[Beeping Intensifies]
[Rumbling]
1364
01:10:25,472 --> 01:10:27,182
This is your fault!
1365
01:10:27,265 --> 01:10:28,224
You-
1366
01:10:28,308 --> 01:10:29,976
[No Audio]
1367
01:10:33,939 --> 01:10:36,066
[Shouts]
Do you hear me?
1368
01:10:36,149 --> 01:10:38,526
Your mother is dead,
and it is your fault!
1369
01:10:41,321 --> 01:10:43,657
[Cheering]
Happy birthday!
1370
01:10:43,740 --> 01:10:46,368
Pound it? Pound it? [Laughing]
1371
01:10:46,451 --> 01:10:48,745
Go and get a present.
Go and get a present. Yeah.
1372
01:10:48,828 --> 01:10:52,666
Yes, the big one.
[Casey] Oh, my God. Matt.
1373
01:10:52,749 --> 01:10:54,751
Your nose.
Are you okay?
1374
01:10:57,504 --> 01:10:59,130
Oh, shit!
1375
01:10:59,255 --> 01:11:02,258
Matt. Matt, what's going on?
[Groaning]
1376
01:11:02,342 --> 01:11:03,677
Matt, what's-
1377
01:11:04,678 --> 01:11:06,513
Oh, my God. Matt, what-
Did you hear that?
1378
01:11:06,638 --> 01:11:08,765
How can you not hear that?
It's so- I don't hear anything.
1379
01:11:08,890 --> 01:11:10,600
Something's wrong with Andrew.
[Woman] Come in here! Casey!
1380
01:11:10,684 --> 01:11:12,560
♪♪[TV. Theme]
1381
01:11:12,644 --> 01:11:14,896
[Man] We apologize for
the delay, but as of right now,
1382
01:11:15,021 --> 01:11:18,817
every news helicopter in Greater King
County is headed to Seattle. Oh, my God.
1383
01:11:18,900 --> 01:11:21,152
Again, right now,
we have very little information,
1384
01:11:21,236 --> 01:11:24,906
but it appears a bomb has gone off
at Ballard Community Hospital.
1385
01:11:24,990 --> 01:11:27,033
[Matt] Casey, come here. Come
here. Come here. Please. Please.
1386
01:11:27,158 --> 01:11:29,285
What? No, Matt. Are you seeing
this? Where are your keys at?
1387
01:11:29,411 --> 01:11:31,287
What? Matt- Just
stay here. I'll be back.
1388
01:11:31,413 --> 01:11:34,541
I just have to drive there, okay?
Please, wait! Matt, please!
1389
01:11:34,666 --> 01:11:37,669
Listen, Andrew's in trouble, okay?
Andrew's what?
1390
01:11:37,794 --> 01:11:40,422
I'm sure that Andrew is fine.
[Engine Starts]
1391
01:11:42,007 --> 01:11:44,426
Andrew needs me! I need
to get to the city. Slow down.
1392
01:11:44,509 --> 01:11:46,636
Shit. I gotta get-
Is that a roadblock?
1393
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:48,763
Nobody else is driving
this way! Talk to me!
1394
01:11:48,888 --> 01:11:51,057
Casey, I need to think,
okay? [On Bullhorn] Stop!
1395
01:11:51,182 --> 01:11:52,934
I gotta find another way
downtown. Turn around.
1396
01:11:53,059 --> 01:11:54,477
The road is closed.
Shit!
1397
01:11:54,602 --> 01:11:57,230
[Sirens Wailing]
Come on.
1398
01:12:01,609 --> 01:12:03,403
Stay here, Casey. Stay here.
Wait!
1399
01:12:03,486 --> 01:12:05,405
Matt, wait for me!
1400
01:12:05,530 --> 01:12:08,616
[Woman On Radio] All units,
report to Ballard Community Hospital.
[People Shouting]
1401
01:12:10,285 --> 01:12:11,369
Excuse me.
1402
01:12:11,453 --> 01:12:12,912
Sir, excuse me.
1403
01:12:13,830 --> 01:12:16,624
Matt! Matt!
1404
01:12:16,750 --> 01:12:19,085
What are we doing here?
[Sparking Sound]
1405
01:12:20,962 --> 01:12:23,339
[Crowd Gasping]
[Casey] Oh, my God!
1406
01:12:24,466 --> 01:12:27,343
You gotta put me down!
Please! Stop!
1407
01:12:27,427 --> 01:12:29,054
[Andrew]
You did this to me!
1408
01:12:29,137 --> 01:12:31,765
[Crowd Gasping, Screaming]
1409
01:12:31,848 --> 01:12:34,267
[Casey]
Matt! Oh, my God!
1410
01:12:39,064 --> 01:12:41,316
Matt! How did you do that?
1411
01:12:41,441 --> 01:12:43,735
Matt! Casey, we gotta
go! We gotta go right now!
1412
01:12:43,818 --> 01:12:45,862
Get in the car!
Let's go.
1413
01:12:45,987 --> 01:12:47,781
Andrew's out of control.
What are you talking about?
1414
01:12:47,906 --> 01:12:50,408
[Crying] I'm so sorry.
I wanted to tell you. I-
1415
01:12:51,409 --> 01:12:53,036
Oh, my God!
Watch out!
1416
01:12:53,161 --> 01:12:54,746
I see it!
[Screams]
1417
01:12:54,871 --> 01:12:57,540
Holy shit! Hold on! Oh, shit!
1418
01:12:57,665 --> 01:12:59,334
[Tires Screech] Oh,
my God! [Sobbing]
1419
01:12:59,459 --> 01:13:02,712
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Get
off the road now! [Screams]
1420
01:13:02,796 --> 01:13:05,048
Oh, my God!
1421
01:13:05,173 --> 01:13:07,133
Hold on to me!
[Screams]
1422
01:13:07,258 --> 01:13:09,761
[Casey Panting]
It's not me, it's Andrew!
1423
01:13:12,055 --> 01:13:14,015
Hold on!
[Panting]
1424
01:13:14,140 --> 01:13:16,351
I can't stop it!
I don't want to die!
1425
01:13:16,434 --> 01:13:18,686
I can't control the car!
I can't control it.
1426
01:13:19,312 --> 01:13:20,939
Shit!
1427
01:13:21,022 --> 01:13:23,191
Andrew!
Oh, God, hold on!
1428
01:13:23,316 --> 01:13:25,360
[Casey Screaming]
Hold on to me!
1429
01:13:25,443 --> 01:13:27,737
[Shouts]
1430
01:13:27,821 --> 01:13:30,365
I can't get the door open!
1431
01:13:30,448 --> 01:13:33,535
[Hitting Door]
[Grunting]
1432
01:13:33,660 --> 01:13:35,245
[Grunts]
[Glass Shattering]
1433
01:13:35,370 --> 01:13:38,206
Oh, my God!
Andrew! Andrew, stop!
1434
01:13:38,873 --> 01:13:40,375
[Sobbing]
I'm scared.
1435
01:13:42,377 --> 01:13:44,420
Casey! [Screams] Matt!
1436
01:13:44,546 --> 01:13:46,506
Matt!
[Crashing]
1437
01:13:46,631 --> 01:13:49,509
[Metal Squealing]
[Casey Screams]
1438
01:13:50,510 --> 01:13:52,220
Help me!
1439
01:13:53,638 --> 01:13:55,849
[Screams]
Casey, hold on!
1440
01:13:59,853 --> 01:14:03,189
[Casey Crying]
Matt.
1441
01:14:04,190 --> 01:14:06,568
Stay here. Okay?
You have to stay here. Okay?
1442
01:14:06,651 --> 01:14:08,987
[Whimpering]
Matt!
1443
01:14:09,195 --> 01:14:12,073
[Man On Radio] We got a car on fire
under the Needle. Possible casualties.
1444
01:14:12,157 --> 01:14:15,118
We need emergency response now.
1445
01:14:15,201 --> 01:14:17,328
[Man
I don't know how to describe this.
1446
01:14:17,412 --> 01:14:19,205
[People Shouting]
1447
01:14:20,540 --> 01:14:22,917
[Reporter] That is the Needle we're
looking at, and as you can see, there are-
1448
01:14:23,042 --> 01:14:25,128
[Chattering]
You're not gonna believe this.
1449
01:14:25,211 --> 01:14:27,255
Are you seeing this?
1450
01:14:31,217 --> 01:14:32,844
[Man]
Back away from the window!
1451
01:14:32,927 --> 01:14:35,138
[On Police Radio]
What the hell are they doing up there?
1452
01:14:35,221 --> 01:14:37,724
Get down!
[Screaming]
1453
01:14:43,438 --> 01:14:45,857
Seventeen, beware.
[Continues, Indistinct]
1454
01:14:45,940 --> 01:14:47,859
You're gonna have to divert.
1455
01:14:47,942 --> 01:14:50,820
Andrew!
Andrew, look at me!
1456
01:14:50,904 --> 01:14:54,324
This has to stop right now, okay?
This is really, really bad!
1457
01:14:54,407 --> 01:14:56,034
Why did you catch him?
1458
01:14:56,117 --> 01:14:59,287
- Listen! Just focus, okay?
- I dropped him!
1459
01:14:59,412 --> 01:15:01,497
Why did you catch him?
Andrew, this is not a game!
1460
01:15:01,581 --> 01:15:04,000
Do you understand?
You're hurting people.
1461
01:15:04,083 --> 01:15:06,544
You're weak, Matt! You're all weak!
1462
01:15:06,628 --> 01:15:08,796
- Andrew-
- I'm stronger than all of this!
1463
01:15:08,880 --> 01:15:11,341
Andrew, listen to me, okay?
Just-Just- I need you to listen.
1464
01:15:11,424 --> 01:15:13,134
Just focus for a second.
1465
01:15:13,218 --> 01:15:15,678
Do not tell me what to do!
1466
01:15:15,762 --> 01:15:18,806
[Man On Radio] I'm trying to
explain. I got two individuals.
1467
01:15:18,932 --> 01:15:21,809
They can't stop us. It's not too
late for us to go. It is too late!
1468
01:15:21,893 --> 01:15:24,187
I'm done! It's over!
1469
01:15:24,270 --> 01:15:27,690
You treated me like shit!
You left me alone!
1470
01:15:27,774 --> 01:15:30,902
Andrew, you're not alone up here!
I'm here with you!
1471
01:15:30,985 --> 01:15:33,863
I should have been with you all along!
But I'm here now!
1472
01:15:33,947 --> 01:15:37,200
And we can stop this right now,
you and me!
1473
01:15:38,117 --> 01:15:41,371
Andrew, we can just fly away.
We can get out of here.
1474
01:15:41,454 --> 01:15:43,539
We can be family.
1475
01:15:43,623 --> 01:15:46,668
Andrew.
Andrew, look at yourself.
1476
01:15:46,793 --> 01:15:49,921
This isn't who you are.
[Whispers] I'm an apex predator.
1477
01:15:50,004 --> 01:15:51,339
What?
1478
01:15:51,422 --> 01:15:53,758
[Helicopters Whirring]
1479
01:15:53,841 --> 01:15:55,677
I'm an apex predator.
1480
01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:57,929
[Horn Honks]
1481
01:15:58,012 --> 01:16:00,682
No! No!
1482
01:16:00,765 --> 01:16:04,018
[Crowd Screaming]
1483
01:16:04,894 --> 01:16:06,813
[Groans]
1484
01:16:09,857 --> 01:16:11,526
[Woman] Oh, my
gosh! Call the police!
1485
01:16:11,609 --> 01:16:13,069
[Groans]
1486
01:16:13,152 --> 01:16:15,321
[Retching]
1487
01:16:17,949 --> 01:16:20,118
Andrew, no!
[Crowd Screams]
1488
01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:24,372
[Not Audio]
1489
01:16:24,497 --> 01:16:26,791
[Siren Wailing]
Oh! Whoa!
1490
01:16:29,377 --> 01:16:30,920
[Crashing]
1491
01:16:32,505 --> 01:16:35,425
[Woman] Paul! Paul, stay away
from the window! Okay, okay!
1492
01:16:35,550 --> 01:16:39,595
Paul! Don't stand at the window!
Are you seeing this? Hey!
1493
01:16:39,679 --> 01:16:41,055
[Screams]
1494
01:16:42,265 --> 01:16:44,100
Stay down, babe! Stay down!
1495
01:16:47,312 --> 01:16:49,147
[Alarm Blaring]
1496
01:16:50,231 --> 01:16:52,692
[Alarm
1497
01:16:52,775 --> 01:16:54,068
[Alarm
1498
01:17:00,325 --> 01:17:02,452
Andrew!
1499
01:17:02,535 --> 01:17:04,412
[Helicopter Whirring]
1500
01:17:04,495 --> 01:17:07,123
[Man On Police Radio] Two subjects
down. One injured, one mobile.
1501
01:17:07,248 --> 01:17:10,501
[Woman Screaming]
Andrew? Andrew, look at me.
1502
01:17:10,585 --> 01:17:13,463
This is all gonna be fine.
You're gonna be all right, okay?
1503
01:17:13,546 --> 01:17:15,465
[Grunts]
1504
01:17:15,548 --> 01:17:17,091
I'm gonna get you help, okay?
1505
01:17:17,175 --> 01:17:19,469
[Woman On Police Radio]
All units, respond Code 4 to Denny Way.
1506
01:17:19,552 --> 01:17:20,970
[Grunts]
1507
01:17:21,054 --> 01:17:24,182
Get out of here! It's not safe!
Get out of here!
1508
01:17:24,265 --> 01:17:26,100
[Police Radio Chatter]
1509
01:17:26,184 --> 01:17:29,228
It's okay. You hear me?
Come on.
1510
01:17:31,439 --> 01:17:33,649
Andrew? Andrew?
1511
01:17:33,733 --> 01:17:36,069
[Siren Wailing]
1512
01:17:36,152 --> 01:17:38,613
[Man] Are you
getting this? Don't move!
1513
01:17:38,696 --> 01:17:41,282
Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
1514
01:17:41,366 --> 01:17:42,992
I got someone down here!
1515
01:17:43,076 --> 01:17:46,996
Hold on! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I need help! I need help!
1516
01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:48,706
[Man On Radio] He appears
to be held at gunpoint, but-
1517
01:17:48,790 --> 01:17:49,749
Oh, my God!
1518
01:17:49,874 --> 01:17:53,002
[Officer] Arms up in the air!
[Matt] Don't shoot, please!
1519
01:17:53,086 --> 01:17:54,462
He's hurt!
1520
01:17:54,545 --> 01:17:55,963
I got someone
hurt here!
1521
01:17:56,089 --> 01:17:57,632
Get on the ground!
Wait! Wait!
1522
01:17:57,757 --> 01:17:59,801
I need help!
Get on the ground!
1523
01:17:59,926 --> 01:18:01,928
Wait, wait, wait, wait! Do
what he says! Now, get down!
1524
01:18:02,011 --> 01:18:03,971
- Do not get up!
- Get on the ground!
1525
01:18:04,055 --> 01:18:05,390
Please! I need help!
He's hurt!
1526
01:18:05,515 --> 01:18:07,350
Please don't shoot!
We will shoot you!
1527
01:18:07,433 --> 01:18:11,312
I'm not gonna do anything!
Please don't shoot!
1528
01:18:11,437 --> 01:18:13,648
Whoa, whoa, whoa! The glass!
[Siren Approaching]
1529
01:18:13,773 --> 01:18:16,150
Take him out!
No!
1530
01:18:16,234 --> 01:18:18,986
[Screaming]
1531
01:18:19,779 --> 01:18:22,031
Leave me alone!
1532
01:18:22,115 --> 01:18:24,617
[Man Shouting On Radio, Indistinct]
1533
01:18:29,580 --> 01:18:31,958
[Man] Run! Over there!
[Woman] Let's just get out of here!
1534
01:18:32,041 --> 01:18:34,502
Oh! Shit!
1535
01:18:35,128 --> 01:18:37,713
Whoa! Whoa! Wow!
1536
01:18:37,797 --> 01:18:40,091
[Man On Radio, Faint]
1537
01:18:43,594 --> 01:18:46,389
[Screaming]
[Alarm Whooping]
1538
01:18:52,061 --> 01:18:54,355
We have multiple explosions.
1539
01:18:54,480 --> 01:18:56,607
Get in position!
We have 'em in our sights!
1540
01:18:56,691 --> 01:18:59,318
We're covered! Hold it
right there! [Gun Cocks]
1541
01:19:00,570 --> 01:19:02,697
No! Stop!
1542
01:19:02,780 --> 01:19:04,490
[Groaning]
1543
01:19:04,574 --> 01:19:07,118
We have you surrounded!
No! Get down!
1544
01:19:07,201 --> 01:19:09,495
No!
Hands where we can see 'em!
1545
01:19:09,579 --> 01:19:11,706
Stay down! Stay down!
1546
01:19:11,789 --> 01:19:14,625
Stay down!
I repeat, do not move!
1547
01:19:16,711 --> 01:19:19,964
[Groaning]
1548
01:19:20,047 --> 01:19:22,008
Additional units on the far side!
1549
01:19:23,050 --> 01:19:24,760
[Grunting]
1550
01:19:24,844 --> 01:19:26,679
Yo, stay down!
1551
01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:29,098
Stay down! Don't move!
1552
01:19:29,182 --> 01:19:31,976
Andrew! Andrew!
1553
01:19:32,059 --> 01:19:33,769
Stop! Don't hurt them!
Andrew!
1554
01:19:37,857 --> 01:19:38,983
Open fire!
1555
01:19:39,066 --> 01:19:42,028
[Shouting]
[Rapid Gunfire]
1556
01:19:45,489 --> 01:19:47,950
[Shouting Continues]
1557
01:19:48,034 --> 01:19:50,494
[Shouting Stops, Pants]
1558
01:19:50,578 --> 01:19:52,330
[Shouts]
1559
01:19:57,501 --> 01:20:01,672
- [Grunts]
- [Andrew Shouting]
1560
01:20:02,965 --> 01:20:04,050
Andrew!
1561
01:20:06,552 --> 01:20:09,931
Andrew! Andrew, stop!
1562
01:20:10,014 --> 01:20:11,599
Please, stop!
1563
01:20:13,851 --> 01:20:15,645
[Screaming]
1564
01:20:18,022 --> 01:20:18,564
Andrew!
1565
01:20:19,941 --> 01:20:21,525
Don't make me do this!
1566
01:20:23,277 --> 01:20:24,528
Stop!
1567
01:20:24,612 --> 01:20:27,365
[Loud Rumbling]
1568
01:20:31,661 --> 01:20:34,580
[Screaming]
1569
01:20:37,250 --> 01:20:38,918
[Sobs]
1570
01:20:42,088 --> 01:20:45,007
[Man On Radio]
...reports of casualties.
1571
01:20:45,091 --> 01:20:48,219
At least two structures
have been destroyed.
1572
01:20:48,761 --> 01:20:51,681
[Siren Wailing] [Man] I
think they're both down!
1573
01:20:51,764 --> 01:20:53,224
[Man On Radio]
Two men out.
1574
01:20:53,307 --> 01:20:55,518
Show me right now eastbound on-
1575
01:20:55,601 --> 01:20:58,437
Yes, sir.
I'm about two blocks away. I see it.
1576
01:20:59,272 --> 01:21:00,773
Move up.
1577
01:21:02,942 --> 01:21:05,111
[Siren Wailing]
[Helicopter Passing]
1578
01:21:08,114 --> 01:21:09,907
Hey! Oh!
What are you doing?
1579
01:21:13,077 --> 01:21:15,204
[Seagulls Calling]
1580
01:21:25,381 --> 01:21:27,800
[Wind Whistling]
1581
01:21:36,767 --> 01:21:40,313
[Heavy Breathing]
1582
01:21:52,825 --> 01:21:54,368
[Thuds, Clicks]
1583
01:21:56,245 --> 01:21:57,747
Hey, Andrew.
1584
01:22:01,876 --> 01:22:03,210
[Sighs]
1585
01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:07,423
I just wanted to say that...
1586
01:22:09,508 --> 01:22:11,719
I'm sorry and, uh,
1587
01:22:15,890 --> 01:22:18,517
I- I hope...
1588
01:22:18,601 --> 01:22:21,729
that you know that I did
what I had to do.
1589
01:22:23,022 --> 01:22:25,524
You're not a bad person.
I know that.
1590
01:22:26,525 --> 01:22:28,527
That's all that matters.
1591
01:22:30,029 --> 01:22:32,406
And, uh, I want you to know...
1592
01:22:32,490 --> 01:22:34,617
that I'm gonna be better
from now on.
1593
01:22:34,700 --> 01:22:37,036
I'm gonna help people.
1594
01:22:37,119 --> 01:22:39,455
[Exhales] I'm gonna find out
what happened to us down there.
1595
01:22:39,538 --> 01:22:41,499
I don't care how long it takes.
1596
01:22:41,582 --> 01:22:43,584
I'm gonna get answers.
1597
01:22:44,460 --> 01:22:47,713
I'm gonna do it for you,
and I'm gonna do it for Steve.
1598
01:22:47,797 --> 01:22:49,465
And...
1599
01:22:49,548 --> 01:22:51,175
I just-
1600
01:22:52,426 --> 01:22:53,928
[Exhales]
1601
01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:56,847
I love you, man.
1602
01:22:56,931 --> 01:22:59,683
[Sighs] I didn't ever
get a chance to tell you,
1603
01:22:59,767 --> 01:23:01,727
but I love you.
1604
01:23:02,436 --> 01:23:05,773
[Horn Blowing]
1605
01:23:09,068 --> 01:23:10,736
And guess what.
1606
01:23:15,366 --> 01:23:17,284
You made it.
1607
01:23:25,918 --> 01:23:28,504
Whoo-hoo!
1608
01:23:28,587 --> 01:23:32,091
[Echoing]
Whoo-hoo!
1609
01:23:34,009 --> 01:23:35,928
Isn't it beautiful?
1610
01:23:39,098 --> 01:23:41,016
Good-bye, Andrew.
1611
01:23:47,815 --> 01:23:50,067
[Whooshing]
[Low Rumbling]
1612
01:29:27,946 --> 01:29:29,907
[Electronic Crackle]